Top 25 Hair Bands

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/32122/the-25-best-hair-metal-bands

This is not my list FYI.

Lists of ANY sort are completely worthless. Why bother? Half of those on that list cannot even be considered "hair" metal.

I'll let MC throw his one-liner in now.

Wow, that was craptacular

Stryper owns most of those bands, and like Sax said, some aren't even hair bamds.

SoldierUnderCommand wrote:

Stryper owns most of those bands, and like Sax said, some aren't even hair bamds.

Troo Dat Homey

It's not really a list to be taken seriously.


I ain't gonna bite.

well technicaly, nobody was bald ! so they all have hair

That list was a joke, right?

hahaha Spinal Tap!!!

It would have been better served if the writer would have just called it his favorite bands from the 70's and 80's.

A good number of the bands that made the list were head scratchers. Queensryche was a big one that made me go huh? They were just on another the list the other day that I was reading actually, and the author called them a "Poor man's Iron Maiden", does anyone actually listen to these bands when making this smurf poo up?

You're just a poor man's suc.

BTW< this list is the worst list ever, and that's saying something.

SoldierUnderCommand wrote:

You're just a poor man's suc.

BTW< this list is the worst list ever, and that's saying something.

Good thing I voted you for biggest wanker.

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BTW< this list is the worst list ever, and that's saying something.

That's why I posted it. I see three glam bands on there several heavy metal bands and a whole bunch of true hair bands missing.

I didn't like the list.
Let's make our list
Ratt
Stryper
Quiet Riot
Firehouse
cindirella
Twisted Sister
heart
T.rex
Slade
Sweet
Scorpions
whitesnake
Motley Crue
Deff Lepard
Skid Row
Damn Yankees
Lita Ford
WASP
PETRA

Whats with listing the Scorps as hair metal anyway?

No matter what these list cause dissenssion. Petra? Scorps? And T.Rex is glam.

So is Sweet

Shitty list mostly, although there was some funny stuff in there.

"Then again trying to explain to someone why "Firehouse" and "Love Gun"
are genius and "Let's Put the X in Sex" is not requires a level of
intricate logic that only a true Kiss fan can explain and/ or understand"

That list was retarded.

Um...yea, most of this list sucked. But at least they gave Kix some props!!
The blurb on Spinal Tap was pretty good too.

The rest? Meh.

How do you have a hair metal top 25 band list w/out Poison; they are pretty much the ultimate hair band?

the sentinel wrote:

How do you have a hair metal top 25 band list w/out Poison; they are pretty much the ultimate hair band?

Or so Bret's wig tells us.



Heres another list that is much better, funny and well written. "11 Big Hair tunes you never should've ignored, 1980-1990". Or as i like to call it" 80's big hair rock that didn't suck".

http://www.diecastgarden.com/scruglet/lists/bighair.html

Spinal Tap? Come on!

rattpoison wrote:

the sentinel wrote:

How do you have a hair metal top 25 band list w/out Poison; they are pretty much the ultimate hair band?

Or so Bret's wig tells us.



Heres another list that is much better, funny and well written. "11 Big Hair tunes you never should've ignored, 1980-1990". Or as i like to call it" 80's big hair rock that didn't suck".

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Wow, for songs that don't suck, those sure sucked.