Black Metal Cookies

Watch and learn how to prepare the troo-est, grimmest, most frostbitten kvlt treats!!

Ha! Pretty funny, actually. Good to see some BM lovers not taking it too seriously - which it never should be!

Haha, that was quite funny. Good stuff indeed.

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And if you get fat from eating too many Black Metal Cookies, here's a workout guaranteed to have you infernally slim, trim, and TROO in no time!!

Holy Martyr is going to be sooo pissed when he sees this stuff.

That was some funny stuff right there, I tell you what.

COOKIES IST KRIEG!!!!

Any style that can be shortened to BM needs to be mocked.

kmorg wrote:

Ist TRACTOR krieg??

I think those two fat goths have eaten enough cookies. Their next metal-inspired instructional video should consist of a step-by-step guide to creating a lovely green salad.

Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Ist TRACTOR krieg??

That's a Volvo BM!! Get it?

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Ist TRACTOR krieg??

That's a Volvo BM!! Get it?

I do now!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I couldn't figure out why kmorg would post a B minor fingering chart.

plancha4 wrote:

I think those two fat goths have eaten enough cookies. Their next metal-inspired instructional video should consist of a step-by-step guide to creating a lovely green salad.

I hate when ppl do that.. Judge ppl cuz how the freakin look.. Just cuz u were born small!.. Some of us have big structures and who gives a crap.. Seriously ur pathetic..piss me off.

Im defending everyone big.. and ppl i dont know so ya..

WTF, thrashedoutcobra! There are plenty of fat boys here, myself included, and only you got your panties in a bunch! No need to fret! Soeak for yourself, or better yet, have a sense of humour!

kmorg wrote:

There are plenty of fat boys here

This should be the forum's new tag line.

Fat Boys of Metal board

I can get angry if i want i havent disrespected anyone

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Just cuz u were born small!

Aren't we all born small?