A Family That Slays Together...

spectrefate wrote:

mc666 wrote:

the Grammys have a gospel catagory as well.

Touche. Excellent point.

Gospel music has their own awards show too (the Dove Awards)... is there a similar awards show for the "other side?"

Some how, I don't see Deliverance, Becoming The Archetype or Ultimatum.....getting an invite to the Dove Awards.

Fat Freddy wrote:

... is there a similar awards show for the "other side?"

Yes, the winner gets a stolen live baby.

T-Roy wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

... is there a similar awards show for the "other side?"

Yes, the winner gets a stolen live baby.

YUM!

Daughter: "I'm so embarrassed...Dad looks like a caveman from the Geico commercials! This is, like, so uncool."
Wife: "Now, now, honey...let him have his moment. This Grammy will at least give him a feeling that his band is still relevant, OK?"
Son: "Cool...the PLAIN WHITE T'S are here!"

Shouldn't this all be in the "Poser" thread?

TOM ARAYA RULES!

SAXON1500 wrote:

Shouldn't this all be in the "Poser" thread?

Yea. The lead singer of Slayer in a SUIT at the GRAMMYS?!? What a sell-out poser.

Anyone want my Slayer discs? I can't deal with Araya in a suit.

EvyMetal wrote:

Metal Misfit wrote:

@ his wife

Botox queen

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for Farting anyway

spectrefate wrote:

Anyone want my Slayer discs? I can't deal with Araya in a suit.

Not Kerry King. He's hardcore. He sat at home that night on a throne made of human skeletons and ate baby & kitten-stew with a pitchfork while several ladies in bondage gear serviced him.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Not Kerry King. He's hardcore. He sat at home that night on a throne made of human skeletons and ate baby & kitten-stew with a pitchfork while several ladies in bondage gear serviced him.

Kerry is so metal. I'm naming my next animal Kerry.

I've already named one of my body parts Kerry.

Tall Tyrion wrote:

I've already named one of my body parts Kerry.

That's funny. I've named mine King.

Wishful thinking, maybe.

Metal Misfit wrote:

@ his wife

Mrs. Araya = Metal MILF

Fat Freddy wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

mc666 wrote:

the Grammys have a gospel catagory as well.

Touche. Excellent point.

Gospel music has their own awards show too (the Dove Awards)... is there a similar awards show for the "other side?"

Would the porn awards thing count for the other side?? About as far as away as you can get from the Dove's. Also this makes me wonder if Santanists or Occultists have any formal awards show. That would seem REALLY wierd to me.

Also a member of Slayer in a suit scares me worse than their music :p

Tall Tyrion wrote:

I've already named one of my body parts Kerry.

Kerry or Carrie?

mc666 wrote:

Tom is a cool guy.

He seems to be,from what I've seen of him.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Anyone want my Slayer discs? I can't deal with Araya in a suit.

Not Kerry King. He's hardcore. He sat at home that night on a throne made of human skeletons and ate baby & kitten-stew with a pitchfork while several ladies in bondage gear serviced him.

MAN, WHO'S HUNGRY? BREAKFAST ANYONE?!?!

mc666 wrote:

Tall Tyrion wrote:

I've already named one of my body parts Kerry.

Kerry or Carrie?

Depends on how much hormones I've taken that day.