Worst Movie You Have Seen?

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Tall Tyrion wrote:

MetalRob331 wrote:: imo its def Nepoleon Dynamite

Maybe you would change your mind if he built you a cake, or something.

I wouldnt eat it lol.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28649 Age : 39

DeathCult wrote:: The Matrix

WTF?

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Required Fields wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: The Matrix

WTF?

i as well thought this was a bad movie. It made directors lean toward more action slow motion computer sequences then just realistic violence.

I personally dislike the unrealistic slow motion fight scenes in movies, and thats what killed the matrix in my opinion

Metal graduate Number of posts : 282 Age : 47

No way is the Matrix the worst film you've seen, thats got to be a joke. You might not like it but seriously, the worst film!!

The worst stinking pile of festering crap ever to pretend to be a film is DATE MOVIE!!

Me and a mate rented it out and thought the first 5 minutes was quite funny. After that it becam so crap tht e carried on watching just to see how bad it could get. Terrible film

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

UltraMagnus007 wrote:: No way is the Matrix the worst film you've seen, thats got to be a joke. You might not like it but seriously, the worst film!!

The worst stinking pile of festering crap ever to pretend to be a film is DATE MOVIE!!

Me and a mate rented it out and thought the first 5 minutes was quite funny. After that it becam so crap tht e carried on watching just to see how bad it could get. Terrible film

No, the Matrix IS the WORST film I've ever seen, and I've seen some really bad movies, but that one took the cake. Not just the action, but the whole movie, didn't like the plot for one, and I could really do without Keanu Reeves.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28649 Age : 39

You need to see more movies, then.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2793 Age : 66

I loved the "Wild Wild West" TV show in the 60's. But the movie remake with Will Smith & Kevin Kline blew chunks. They took one of the most interesting characters in TV history (Dr. Loveless) and made him into a boring obnoxious racist in an attempt to make "modernize" him. Heinious movie.

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Another movie i think is bad is Jason X

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Howard the Duck

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MetalRob331 wrote:: Jason X

Loved this one, but then I'm a Voorhees freak. The worst of that series was easily "Jason Goes To Hell" Horrible movie.

Subject: Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen? Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:45 pm

Quote :: I personally dislike the unrealistic slow motion fight scenes in movies, and thats what killed the matrix in my opinion

Agreed! I hate all those slow motion, humans jumping 35 feet and "flying" movies......

Of course, if it's marketed as pure Sci Fi I don't mind flying humans!

LOVE Napolean Dynamite!!

Love all Friday the 13th/Jason movies! All!

Can't in any way say the 2007 version of JLC is hot as much as I want to. Seriously, I actually wasn't kidding with the Grandma reference so maybe I'm biased in that way....

I'm too easy with movies, I guess.

The Hours is one I don't care for, though. I couldn't make it through that thing. I want to be mindlessly entertained and art-house type crap has to be stellar to keep me.....

Howard The Duck is a classic if you were 7-15 or so when it came out!

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Halloween 3 that had absolutely nothing to do with the series..

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MetalRob331 wrote:: Halloween 3

I'm ashamed to say I liked that one too. Smile

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

House of 1000 corpses even though i liked The Devil's Reject

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MetalRob331 wrote:: House of 1000 corpses even though i liked The Devil's Reject

I'm the opposite.

Rob, you and I are like Superman and Bizarro. Smile

I'll be Bizarro for the sake of arguement.

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spectrefate wrote:

MetalRob331 wrote:: Halloween 3

I'm ashamed to say I liked that one too. Smile

I liked "Halloween III." If it had just been released under the title "Season of the Witch" without the "Halloween" tag attached to it, I think it would be remembered more fondly.

One I can't stand is "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer." The first "I Know..." was no great shakes, but the sequel makes it look like "Citizen Kane." Even my rapturous lust for Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't make that one watchable all the way thru.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: Even my rapturous lust for Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't make that one watchable all the way thru.

I can't remember which one it was but the only thing I remember from the movie is JLH in a white shirt in the rain. (wet t-shirt anyone?) I think she had her hands to the sky or something.

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

spectrefate wrote:

MetalRob331 wrote:: House of 1000 corpses even though i liked The Devil's Reject

I'm the opposite.

Rob, you and I are like Superman and Bizarro. Smile

I'll be Bizarro for the sake of arguement.

lol yea

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MetalRob331 wrote:: imo its def Nepoleon Dynamite

ah come on, really?

Quote :: "You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one
gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."

f*ckin classic! Laughing very hard

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Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Not one line in that movie made me laugh. That movie just tried too hard plain and simple just like most comedies do. I like simple humor, humor thats realistic and not based on silly lines.

A lot of ppl i know love this movie so idk..

Subject: Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen? Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:35 pm

Lafawn-duh

"Grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx!"

"There's more where that came from"

This movie is endlessly hilarious!

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Fat Freddy wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

MetalRob331 wrote:: Halloween 3

I'm ashamed to say I liked that one too. Smile

I liked "Halloween III." If it had just been released under the title "Season of the Witch" without the "Halloween" tag attached to it, I think it would be remembered more fondly.

One I can't stand is "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer." The first "I Know..." was no great shakes, but the sequel makes it look like "Citizen Kane." Even my rapturous lust for Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't make that one watchable all the way thru.

I loved Halloween III. Good original plot. In reference to the title, Tommy Lee Wallace didn't want to call it "Season Of The Witch" on it's own, because George Romero had done a film with the same name around 1972 and he didnt want anyone to tink it was jsut a remake. And, the original idea behind Halloween was to have a different original plot each year in the series. II was actually supposed to be the end of Michael.

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Anyone ever see Monster Man i thought this movie was so stupid it was hilarious

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I have to agree with Napoleon Dynamite. Just plain stupid. There wasn't really even a point or plot to thaat movie. Just some quirky kid who talks funny and dances at the end. In between that it's just nothing really.

Metal student Number of posts : 137 Age : 34

DeathCult wrote:: The Matrix

Thats the best movie ever IMO!

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