The worst of the worst!

Since Killen is the hottest band around here ...

Post some really awful metal here - preferably from classic genres, as I'm sure there exist a million silly grindcore or black metal bands.

I'll start at the bottom - Wheelz of Steel - Volume One LP form 1983. Apparently the band consisted of two brothers, both parapalegics, and a rhythm machine. Hardly metal, and hardly music, yet this vinyl still commands $200 or so (no doubt because it is so awfully bad that it is actually "good"). Enjoy!

LOL! Orgasm of Death!

It doesn't get any worse than this in the thrash spectrum.

Before there was Steel Panther, there was ... SNATCH



...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.

And yes!! I finally found it again, making Killen sound like Dream Theatre



Even by the standard of this thread, this takes some beating!! 

FF is right, Stryken was terrible.

mikeinfla wrote:

It might be the crack talking but I really don't hate that at all!  (I don't really take crack, honest!!)

Maybe not the worst but interesting:



And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.

I actually like Killer Fox.

Ignite was a pretty lousy band.

Boris2008 wrote:

mikeinfla wrote:

It might be the crack talking but I really don't hate that at all!  (I don't really take crack, honest!!)

I kinda like this one. The video is horrible. You'd think the band's feet were stapled to the stage, but the song isn't bad.

Fat Freddy wrote:

...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.

Styken looked absolutely ridiculous and their production is horrible, but I didn't think the riffs and vocals were that bad. It's more about piss-poor recording quality than anything else IMO.

ultmetal wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.

Styken looked absolutely ridiculous and their production is horrible, but I didn't think the riffs and vocals were that bad. It's more about piss-poor recording quality than anything else IMO.

Agreed

This band makes Betrayal lyrics sound like Dark F Angel!

bgsully wrote:

ultmetal wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.

Styken looked absolutely ridiculous and their production is horrible, but I didn't think the riffs and vocals were that bad. It's more about piss-poor recording quality than anything else IMO.

Agreed

Sorry boys - have to go with FF on this one, it's bad... Even when I was 17 and heard it as a new release it was pretty bad.

Boris2008 wrote:

I have a friend who loves this band. No idea why. But he does.

DakotaRogers wrote:

It doesn't get any worse than this in the thrash spectrum.

Sounds like Miss Piggy decided to front a metal band.

mikeinfla wrote:

Maybe not the worst but interesting:



And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.

Hey! I dig Horslips a lot. Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.

tohostudios wrote:

mikeinfla wrote:

Maybe not the worst but interesting:



And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.

Hey!  I dig Horslips a lot.  Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.  

I thought that song was purdy darn good.

DallasBlack wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

mikeinfla wrote:

Maybe not the worst but interesting:



And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.

Hey!  I dig Horslips a lot.  Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.  

I thought that song was purdy darn good.

Try this one.  It's from the late 70s when they tried to lose some of their progressive tendencies and go more "mainstream rock".  

tohostudios wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

mikeinfla wrote:

Maybe not the worst but interesting:



And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.

Hey!  I dig Horslips a lot.  Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.  

I thought that song was purdy darn good.

Try this one.  It's from the late 70s when they tried to lose some of their progressive tendencies and go more "mainstream rock".  

Me likey!