Worst Movie You Have Seen?

Not to be negative, but, what is the worst movie you have ever seen?

To be counted, you would have had to have watched the entire movie.

Mine is Red Sonja (1985). I don't think I have to elaborate.

That's kind of a toughie, because I actually LIKE bad movies most of the time (hell, I willingly sat through "Cool As Ice" last weekend!), so for me to say "Wow, that movie sucked" it has got to be REALLY bad.

Here are two that I hated so much that I felt the need to register for the IMDB just so I could share my hatred of them with the world... just follow the links to read my words of wisdom about each...

"Birth Rite" (2003)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0337877/usercomments-12

"Fear No Evil" (1981)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0082367/usercomments-29

If you wanna read the other movie comments I've posted over thar (both good and bad) you can find the complete list here...
http://imdb.com/user/ur8864154/comments?order=alpha

Vulgar It taught me just because I like someone in the movie I still need to read what it is about.

Fat Freddy wrote:

"Birth Rite" (2003)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0337877/usercomments-12

"Fear No Evil" (1981)http://imdb.com/title/tt0082367/usercomments-29

I love bad horror movies as well but I learned awhile ago that a good cover doesn't necessarily correspond to a good movie. (Rawhead Rex)



The cover looked cooler to me in 1989.

The short story of Rawhead Rex is pretty good, the movie made from it is not.

spectrefate wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

"Birth Rite" (2003)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0337877/usercomments-12

"Fear No Evil" (1981)http://imdb.com/title/tt0082367/usercomments-29

I love bad horror movies as well but I learned awhile ago that a good cover doesn't necessarily correspond to a good movie. (Rawhead Rex)



The cover looked cooler to me in 1989.

Other than the first "Hellraiser," "Candyman" and "Night Breed," Clive Barker's stuff has never translated very well to film.
I rented another god-awful one recently called "Clive Barker Presents: THE PLAGUE" that damn near put me to sleep. I should've known that I was in trouble when the biggest name actor in the movie was James Vander-Whatever from "Dawson's Creek."

It seems that if anyone is "presenting" a movie that is usually pretty crapalicious.

spectrefate wrote:

It seems that if anyone is "presenting" a movie that is usually pretty crapalicious.

Yes indeed. Beware of anything that says "Wes Craven Presents" before the title, too. (i.e. "Dracula 2000")

spectrefate wrote:

Not to be negative, but, what is the worst movie you have ever seen?

To be counted, you would have had to have watched the entire movie.

Mine is Red Sonja (1985). I don't think I have to elaborate.

I've seen a lot of bad ones, but recently this one immediately comes to mind:



I normally love Jack Black's movies too. But this one sucked.

I liked The Pick of Destiny. May Dio come down from his shiney thrown and curse you! J/k

Worst movie? Hard to day. Maybe Antropophagus - The Beast

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082479/

There are many here are some:

Jingle All The Way
Children Of Man (How this movie was such a sucess is beyond me)
The Blair Whitch Project (what made matters worse was I had a MAJOR migrane headache when I saw that and the shaky camera work made it worse)
Catwoman (not even Halle Berry in skin tight leather made that movie worth seeing)

Not to mention all the b-horror movies I watched. My late friend Erik, liked real cheesy blood and gore b-horror movies and there were many that even he couldn't sit through. I can't remember the name but there was this one particular zombie movie where there was this one guy using martial arts on the zombies and his kicks and punches missed the zombies by almost a foot and the zombies still fell down (I guess the wind from his awesome skills generated some strong wind ).

TITANIC - I felt like I knew what was going to happen the whole time.....and, turns out....I did.

300 - I thought that movie was a joke.

LEONARD PART 6

well i could just search the databanks of MST3000 for a bad movie. but i think one of the worst has got to be Santa and the martians, or something like that.

Maybe not the "worst" movie I've ever seen, but certainly the worst I've seen recently was Superbad.

I had such high hopes for it, thinking it would be a funny/stupid teen comedy like American Pie or something. Not even close. I didn't laugh one. Just horribly stupid. I guess I'm getting old. If I was a 17 year virgin, I'd probably think it was the greatest movie ever. But as a 36-yr old married man, it was just a terrible disappointment.

REDLINE, just saw it last week....STUUUUUUUUUUPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD

EvyMetal wrote:

well i could just search the databanks of MST3000 for a bad movie. but i think one of the worst has got to be Santa and the martians, or something like that.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? My aunt mentioned something about that movie one time.

EvyMetal wrote:

well i could just search the databanks of MST3000 for a bad movie. but i think one of the worst has got to be Santa and the martians, or something like that.

Fantastic episode of MST3K!

MYSTERY MEN

SATURDAY THE 14TH

WICKED LITTLE THINGS

FRANKENFISH

MONSTURD

Pretty Woman

Glitter with Mariah Carey. total garbage.

Required Fields wrote:

EvyMetal wrote:

well i could just search the databanks of MST3000 for a bad movie. but i think one of the worst has got to be Santa and the martians, or something like that.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? My aunt mentioned something about that movie one time.

I just read about this movie in a comic book. Apparently it is in constant battle with Plan 9 From Outer space in being dubbed the worst movie ever! Of course it all made me wanna see the darn thing!

spectrefate wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

"Birth Rite" (2003)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0337877/usercomments-12

"Fear No Evil" (1981)http://imdb.com/title/tt0082367/usercomments-29

I love bad horror movies as well but I learned awhile ago that a good cover doesn't necessarily correspond to a good movie. (Rawhead Rex)



The cover looked cooler to me in 1989.

I like that movie. The band Pro-Pain wrote a song about it on their first record.

Almost anything put out by Lions Gate films.