Worst Movie You Have Seen?

detuned wrote:

Grease 2.

The thread should've ended right with this one. NO MOVIE is worse than "Grease 2."

"Reproduction (RE-PRO-DUC-TION!) ... where does the pollen go?"

You guys obviously have not been dragged to kid's movies by a six-year-old very often. Or you've successfully blocked the memories.

Pokemon 2000
Kangaroo Jack

Thread over, I win!

Ah, the joys of parenting!

I just watched Harold and Kumar escape guantanamo bay the other night and holy crap was that movie just god aweful. their first one about white castle was classic the new one was just so brutal to watch I think I would have rather watched Grease 2.

I liked Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, but I definitely like the first one way better.

Another one I just watched recently Idiocracy dont watch it..

Required Fields wrote:

I liked Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, but I definitely like the first one way better.

wow really? I dunno I was in a good mood and wanted to watch it but I just couldnt laugh and I just wasnt interested in even watching it after a while.

wild hogs.
thunderbirds the movie (live action)
hitman

Date Movie, utter crap. I want the 1.5 hours I wasted on this back.

I agree that grease 2 sucks.

TheGooch wrote:

wild hogs.
thunderbirds the movie (live action)
hitman

Wild Hogs was good.

troublezone wrote:

I agree that grease 2 sucks.

...but you gotta admit, at least Michelle Pfeiffer looked smokin' hot in her Pink Ladies satin jacket.

Grease 2 was always a guilty pleasure of mine. We used to constantly sing that Reproduction song. "Where does the pollen go?"

My worst movie would be the Karate Kid 3. The first one is an all-time favorite, the second I liked too. Saw the third in the theater. I honestly thought I was going to get a Rocky 3 like installment. Instead I just got mad that I had wasted time and money on such a terrible movie. I was really angry after. And in those days my movie tastes were not real high. I found something to like about everything. Not the Karate Kid 3.

It came on Starz a few years back and I couldn't resist watching a little. Truthfully, it was not as bad as I remember. Just ultra dull. Maybe the only movie where the supposed love interest has a boyfriend back home and halfway through disappears from the movie to go back home to the unseen boyfriend. Criminal use of Robin Lively who up to that point was the best thing in the movie.

I went with a friend to see Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band back in junior high. I didn't think much about it at the time, because I was a kid, but that movie was on VH-1 a couple years ago, so I watched part of it. Man, what a turd! I couldn't even stay around long enough to watch Aerosmith. That is the ONLY good thing to come out of this movie, the cover of Come Together and even the way that was filmed sucked. Save yourself the pain and just listen to the recording.

I should have known when it was the Bee Gees and Frampton...

Witless Protection starring Larry The Cable Guy.

All these parody movies.

Epic Movie , Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie (hasn't come out yet, but it looks retarded), Superhero Movie , Scary Movie 2 ,3 ,4

The first Scary Movie was the only funny one.

xyz wrote:

All these parody movies.

Epic Movie , Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie (hasn't come out yet, but it looks retarded),

That is as far as I agree with you on that one. Add Date movie to that list as well. There is a way to do spoofs and a way not to do them. The makers of those above suck when it comes to that. Scary Movie 3 is the funniest of that series IMO, but again I love GOOD spoofs (usually only if a Zucker brother-or two-is involved or if Mel Brooks did it [but he hasn't done one in a loooong time]).

Someone mentioned Thomas the Tank Engine in the "toys from your childhood" thread and it made me think of this one: anyone else here unfortunate enough to be exposed to Thomas' full-length feature film debut, "Thomas and the Magic Railroad"? We bought it for our Thomas-crazed son a few years back and WOW, that movie was bad, even by kiddie-movie standards.