Dessert is my favourite meal, I eat it every day A dietary supplement that's certain to stay It's my favourite recipe and it's easy to follow Can't wait to get a mouthful, bite down and swallow
It's got the flavour that can't be beat It's a mans treat Knee high in hair pie Knee high in hair pie
A little bit of this and a little bit of that Connoisseurs dessert is eaten on your back Add a little honey, maybe some whipped cream Do it with a friend if you know what I mean
Knee high in hair pie Knee high in hair pie
Put the batter in the bowl, then begin to stir Bring it to a lather if you want to be sure The flavour of this delicacy really can't be beat It's a man's meal that's more than just a treat
It's got the taste that can't be beat More than a mans treat Knee high in hair pie
Now i'm starting to see why they never "made it".
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon May 16, 2011 11:23 am
Spinning the Britny Fox debut this AM. Granted, I don't expect deep, insightful lyrical wisdom from this band, but the lyrics to their song "Rock Revolution" are so lame that I just roll my eyes...
"Some people got a chip on their shoulder 'bout rock and roll music They put us right aside, cause their (sic) one track minds (??) They say we're loud and violent for this joke of a system Yet they air shows about death, rape and fighting too. Cause it's a rock and roll revolution, rock revolution Rock and roll revolution, Rock is gonna fight!"
Uhhhh... yeah. That sure makes me wanna rise up and rock out against this joke of a system... or something.
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Since I can't post these lyrics without some censoring: http://www.lyricsmania.com/lesbian_stool_orgy_lyrics_gorgasm.html
Gilbert Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Sat May 21, 2011 1:04 am
I usually never really care for the lyrics, unless they're mature and inspiring.
Troublezone Road Warrior
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Sat May 21, 2011 5:11 am
Almost any lyrics from Annihilator.
oldschooldoom Metal novice
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Sat May 21, 2011 8:58 am
Gilbert wrote:
I usually never really care for the lyrics, unless they're mature and inspiring.
+1
Lurideath Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Sat May 21, 2011 10:56 am
My vote would go to Vengeance Rising "Mulligan Stew". LAME!
oldschooldoom Metal novice
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Sat May 21, 2011 11:27 am
Vengeance Rising "Mulligan Stew"
Friday night is coming so you're saving all your money Cause you need to buy some buds and some beer You won't be doin nothing cause you spent up all your money So you smoke until you choke and drink your beer all alone
You drank up all your beer and you're feeling fine You look up at the clock, it's only quarter till nine So you woof a bunch of munchies cause there's nothing to do But when you find they don't mix, you're chunkin' mulligans stew
Now you're moving up Smoking major league base balls Your price is getting higher each hit The night keeps getting longer, a couple hits will make you stronger So ya smoke another 8-ball and get deeper in debt
You've got this young blonde Who's as thin as a dime She's inhaling all your blow and leaving nothing behind As your debt keeps coming with the rising sun When you look for what you want you know that she'll be gone (You got it)
Jesus Christ is coming So we've got to get ready For broad is the road to death Jesus hasn't come to call the righteous (but the sinners) For all have fallen short of the glory of God
Sutekh Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Sun May 22, 2011 10:25 pm
My personal favourite for 'lyrics written by a grown adult that could have been written by a 9 year old' is still rapper Nelly: "It's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes".
It makes Anvil look like Shakespeare!
manny mini boss
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon May 23, 2011 10:36 am
oldschooldoom wrote:
Vengeance Rising "Mulligan Stew"
Friday night is coming so you're saving all your money Cause you need to buy some buds and some beer You won't be doin nothing cause you spent up all your money So you smoke until you choke and drink your beer all alone
You drank up all your beer and you're feeling fine You look up at the clock, it's only quarter till nine So you woof a bunch of munchies cause there's nothing to do But when you find they don't mix, you're chunkin' mulligans stew
Now you're moving up Smoking major league base balls Your price is getting higher each hit The night keeps getting longer, a couple hits will make you stronger So ya smoke another 8-ball and get deeper in debt
You've got this young blonde Who's as thin as a dime She's inhaling all your blow and leaving nothing behind As your debt keeps coming with the rising sun When you look for what you want you know that she'll be gone (You got it)
Jesus Christ is coming So we've got to get ready For broad is the road to death Jesus hasn't come to call the righteous (but the sinners) For all have fallen short of the glory of God
Man that was major suckage!!!
ultmetal Administrator
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon May 23, 2011 10:58 am
Yes, Anvil has some really weird, pornographic lyrics. I've always thought that those pre-teen-pubescent lyrics held them back. No one wants to hear at 40-something guy singing about spewing on the back of a girl ("Backwaxed") or singing about how much he enjoys jerking off ('5 Knuckled Shuffle").
5 Knuckle Shuffle Hand to the gland and I don't care There ain't no secret I won't bare Hey! All I wanna do is beat my meat Shakin' steak, what a treat Stroke it, stroke it really hard I wanna watch it blow a yard Palm sister date what you got Wank your willie, hit the spot
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Rattle my snake most every night I wanna woman to do it right Stroke it, stroke it just for fun Stroke it, stroke it till I cum All I wanna do is shake my stick Pullin' my pecker really does the trick
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke Nothin' to poke That's right!
Don't you worry when you spank the chimp It don't mean that you're a wimp Stroke it, stroke it all night long Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong Palm sister date what you got Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to pok
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon May 23, 2011 10:59 am
Immature as it might be, I've seen Anvil perform "Five Knuckle Shuffle" live and it brought the house down. Freakin' hilarious.
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Guns N Roses "Used To Love Her" is FAr worse lyrically then anything Anvil ever wrote IMO Though I will readily admit that 5 Knuckle Shuffle is pretty stupid as is Smokin Green, but some other songs on that album, like Racial Hostility, Destined For Doom and Guilty are pretty good lyrically.
Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? 
Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:38 pm
Really, Arjen? Really?