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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:18 pm | |
| _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Required Fields Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:13 pm | |
| I'm waiting for someone to post the lyrics to "Kings of Metal" by Manowar. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:20 pm | |
| - Required Fields wrote:
- I'm waiting for someone to post the lyrics to "Kings of Metal" by Manowar.
I'll "one-up" that request.... Wrote a letter to the m.t.v. Whats goin on now Dont ya care about me Sent the same letter to the radio, But my party went dead Like a shot in the head We all like it-rock and roll We all want it-on your show Play it loud,dont play it low Blow your speakers with rock and roll
We got lots of stations Around the nation And the stuff theyre playing It just aint worth my sayin People want music to getem movin We dont want labels We want music on the table
We all like it-rock and roll We all want it-on your show Play it loud,dont play it low Blow your speakers with rock and roll
We all like it-rock and roll We all want it-on your show Play it loud,dont play it low Blow your speakers with rock and roll
We got lots of stations Around the nation And the stuff theyre playing It just aint worth my sayin
We all like it-rock and roll We all want it-on your show Play it loud,dont play it low Blow your speakers with rock and roll |
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Thrasher73 Much Cooler than the other 72
Number of posts : 8918 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:21 pm | |
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TheGooch nOOb master
Number of posts : 4429 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:20 am | |
| - DallasBlack wrote:
- Faith No More-Be Aggressive
Tall and reckless Ugly seed Reach down my throat You filthy bird That's all I need This empty pit I've got to feed To prove I'm fit A healthy man I've got to be Malnutrition, my submission You're the master And I take it on my knees Ejaculation Tribulation I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW thats actually a really good song in regard to cannibal corpse i love the tomb of the mutilated album a lot but i can never tell what the lyrics are so it does not bother me | |
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:49 am | |
| - TheGooch wrote:
- DallasBlack wrote:
- Faith No More-Be Aggressive
Tall and reckless Ugly seed Reach down my throat You filthy bird That's all I need This empty pit I've got to feed To prove I'm fit A healthy man I've got to be Malnutrition, my submission You're the master And I take it on my knees Ejaculation Tribulation I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW thats actually a really good song
Oh, great song no doubt about it (especially the guitar solo) but the lyrics are gross and not to mention queer as hell. | |
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Required Fields Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:19 am | |
| I believe that Faith No More song was written by keyboardist Roddy Bottum, who actually is openly gay. | |
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caniplaywithmadness? Metal master
Number of posts : 515 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:04 am | |
| he done it because he fort it would be funny to make mike patton have to sing it because mike patton made a fair amount of gay jokes lol | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:22 am | |
| - Required Fields wrote:
- I believe that Faith No More song was written by keyboardist Roddy Bottum, who actually is openly gay.
Am I the only one who finds it ironic as hell that the gay guy's last name is "Bottum?" I'm sorry, that was tasteless _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:27 am | |
| - Required Fields wrote:
- I believe that Faith No More song was written by keyboardist Roddy Bottum, who actually is openly gay.
That doesn't change the fact that the lyrics are diiiiiisgusting!!!!!! I've often said that what a person does in the privacy of their own home is sick and I don't want to know about it . Ironic though, he didn't come out of the closet until a year after that album was released. However, the lyrics can never be as sick and disgusting as Mike Patton himself, "the boy just aint right". | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:38 pm | |
| "Metal Militia" by Metallica. Kick-ass song, awful lyrics. |
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SAHB Healer Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 2793 Age : 66
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:27 pm | |
| Actual warning note on Paul Chain's "Alkahest" album, which also features Lee Dorian of Cathedral (pretty good doom album actually). "Warning: Paul Chain sings in a language that has not been invented yet" | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:54 am | |
| I never realized how dumb some of Helloween's early lyrics were till I got the deluxe version of WALLS OF JERICHO (with the mini-LP and "Judas" included), which was the first time I'd had a lyric sheet for most of the songs. This bit from "Reptile" cracks me up in particular: "You won't believe till you know that it's real the pain in your stomach and the horror that you feel You need a sh*t, so you head off to the loo You're coming to the bog, now what you're gonna do?" _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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TheGooch nOOb master
Number of posts : 4429 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:21 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- I never realized how dumb some of Helloween's early lyrics were till I got the deluxe version of WALLS OF JERICHO (with the mini-LP and "Judas" included), which was the first time I'd had a lyric sheet for most of the songs.
This bit from "Reptile" cracks me up in particular:
"You won't believe till you know that it's real the pain in your stomach and the horror that you feel You need a sh*t, so you head off to the loo You're coming to the bog, now what you're gonna do?" ah man thats good stuff i like the lyrics to kraf dinner by annihilaotor cupboards bare im so hungry life aint fair gimme some money macaroni maniac a cheddar cheese heart attack boiling water i cant wait its getting hotter it feels so great! | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:55 pm | |
| - TheGooch wrote:
ah man thats good stuff
i like the lyrics to kraf dinner by annihilaotor
cupboards bare im so hungry life aint fair gimme some money
macaroni maniac a cheddar cheese heart attack
boiling water i cant wait its getting hotter it feels so great! "Kraf Dinner is full of love and butter!!" _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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TheGooch nOOb master
Number of posts : 4429 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:02 pm | |
| i used to have that song as my ringtone on my mobile phone | |
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Jedilink Metal student
Number of posts : 136 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:25 am | |
| Well I think Kraf Dinner was SUPPOSED to be a silly song. As for some retarded lyrics check out anything by HeavyHeavyLowLow...yes that's the band's name. The band is like the "Epic Movie" of awful bands (yes I'm referring to the piece of trash of a movie). | |
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metalmaniac122 Metal student
Number of posts : 137 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:56 pm | |
| - Chairman_Smith wrote:
- scottmitchell74 wrote:
- Anal C*nt has the worst I've seen both from a nonsense standpoint and their attempt at shock.....
Worst bandname as well. And the worst music... | |
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XYZ Card-carrying Van Halen Freak
Number of posts : 2600 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:36 pm | |
| Pretty much anything Nickelback has done. | |
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| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:49 am | |
| Anvil - "Five Knuckle Shuffle"
Hand to the gland and I don't care There ain't no secret I won't bare Hey! All I wanna do is beat my meat Shakin' steak, what a treat Stroke it, stroke it really hard I wanna watch it blow a yard Palm sister date what you got Wank your willie, hit the spot
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Rattle my snake most every night I wanna woman to do it right Stroke it, stroke it just for fun Stroke it, stroke it till I cum All I wanna do is shake my stick Pullin' my pecker really does the trick
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke Nothin' to poke That's right!
Don't you worry when you spank the chimp It don't mean that you're a wimp Stroke it, stroke it all night long Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong Palm sister date what you got Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:04 am | |
| As much as I love High On Fire...these lyrics kill me: Cometh Down Hessian Enter stoned paravex mother of the seekers Cometh down hessian to plunder the archaic tomb Stolen ancient amulet black the hexed sarcophagus Summoning the hound the bringer of impending doom Necromantic lunatics murder of the innocents Stepping on the curse inflicting it's beastious wounds (beastious?)Undo the evil spell undig the graves demise (wtf?)Unveiling the horror the hair covered corpse now will lie Great tune though. |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:05 am | |
| - SpectreFate wrote:
- Anvil - "Five Knuckle Shuffle"
Hand to the gland and I don't care There ain't no secret I won't bare Hey! All I wanna do is beat my meat Shakin' steak, what a treat Stroke it, stroke it really hard I wanna watch it blow a yard Palm sister date what you got Wank your willie, hit the spot
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Rattle my snake most every night I wanna woman to do it right Stroke it, stroke it just for fun Stroke it, stroke it till I cum All I wanna do is shake my stick Pullin' my pecker really does the trick
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke Nothin' to poke That's right!
Don't you worry when you spank the chimp It don't mean that you're a wimp Stroke it, stroke it all night long Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong Palm sister date what you got Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke I've seen them do that song live! It brought the frickin' house down!! _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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thejokeriv Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:43 am | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- SpectreFate wrote:
- Anvil - "Five Knuckle Shuffle"
Hand to the gland and I don't care There ain't no secret I won't bare Hey! All I wanna do is beat my meat Shakin' steak, what a treat Stroke it, stroke it really hard I wanna watch it blow a yard Palm sister date what you got Wank your willie, hit the spot
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Rattle my snake most every night I wanna woman to do it right Stroke it, stroke it just for fun Stroke it, stroke it till I cum All I wanna do is shake my stick Pullin' my pecker really does the trick
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke Nothin' to poke That's right!
Don't you worry when you spank the chimp It don't mean that you're a wimp Stroke it, stroke it all night long Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong Palm sister date what you got Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap All I wanna do is give it a stroke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap 5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke I've seen them do that song live! It brought the frickin' house down!! I thought this was a spinal tap song at first! | |
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:01 am | |
| Almost as bad as some of Halford's lyrics... Mechanix
[D. Mustaine]
Imagine you were at my station And you brought your motor to me Your a burner yeah a real motor car Said you wanna get your order filled Made me shiver when I put it in Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you Who ever though you'd be better At turning a screw than me I do it for my life Made my drive shaft crank Made my pistons bulge Made my ball bearings melt from the heat We were shifting hard when we took off Put tonight all four on the floor When we hit top end ya know it feels too slow I'm giving you my room service And ya know it's more than enough Oh one more time ya know I'm in love | |
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| Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:50 pm | |
| Another from our good friends in Anvil.
"Hair Pie"
Dessert is my favourite meal, I eat it every day A dietary supplement that's certain to stay It's my favourite recipe and it's easy to follow Can't wait to get a mouthful, bite down and swallow
It's got the flavour that can't be beat It's a mans treat Knee high in hair pie Knee high in hair pie
A little bit of this and a little bit of that Connoisseurs dessert is eaten on your back Add a little honey, maybe some whipped cream Do it with a friend if you know what I mean
Knee high in hair pie Knee high in hair pie
Put the batter in the bowl, then begin to stir Bring it to a lather if you want to be sure The flavour of this delicacy really can't be beat It's a man's meal that's more than just a treat
It's got the taste that can't be beat More than a mans treat Knee high in hair pie |
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