Worst Lyrics ever...?

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

Yes, we have seen it all before. The Juvenile, b-grade crap lyrics of Slayer...the slightly better, bu inspid stanic lyrics of early Mercyful Fate...and the just plain lame "Pop-Metal" lyrics...but THE WORST...EVER...is...*Drumroll*...CANNIBAL CORPS!

Seriously, I thought it was just some b-grade horror-crap as usual...but it was MUCH worse! ...seriously, it's the most mindless garbage I have ever read in my entire life...I will not even quote some of it...if you dare, go look for yourself...(especially "Tomb of the Mutilated" ...it's just plain sick/disgusting) ...after I read that, I thought it was plaine poetry, listening to Slayer...

THAT, along with the vocals, has got to be my biggest problem with modern Death Metal.

Cheers,

Gustav

Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:01 am

Anal C*nt has the worst I've seen both from a nonsense standpoint and their attempt at shock.....

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2096 Age : 61

You'll find a lot of that w/christian bands; "yea, we're rockin'n for the rock, just can't stop, oh can't you see, he'll set you free." You'll find a plethora of bands using these same lyrics.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

scottmitchell74 wrote:: Anal C*nt has the worst I've seen both from a nonsense standpoint and their attempt at shock.....

Not familiar with that band (and kind of have the feeling, that I am glad I'm not) ...if you dare, check out the lyrcis for Cannibal Corps' "Tomb of the Mutilated" album...I have never seen anything like it...sick and mindless.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

The continued popularity of CC is one of the great mysteries of mankind, IMHO. You would think that the joke would've worn off by now.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1636 Age : 37

scottmitchell74 wrote:: Anal C*nt has the worst I've seen both from a nonsense standpoint and their attempt at shock.....

Worst bandname as well.

Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics ever...? Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:10 am

Quote :: You would think that the joke would've worn off by now.

You'd think! I theorize it's because every year new teenagers are minted who find that stuff cool and fascinating....

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Quote :: You would think that the joke would've worn off by now.

You'd think! I theorize it's because every year new teenagers are minted who find that stuff cool and fascinating....

My brother is a HUGE death metal fan and loves almost all of the bands that came from that "era" (i.e. late 80s/early 90s) but even HE thinks that Cannibal Corpse is retarded. He went to one of their shows to see what all the fuss was about years ago and to this day he refers to it as "a mistake"

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

Fat Freddy wrote:: The continued popularity of CC is one of the great mysteries of mankind, IMHO. You would think that the joke would've worn off by now.

I couldn't agree stronger, dude. The funniest thing though, is listening to people discuss the lyrics and so on - "Oh dude, he is like the master of gore! I mean dude, that lyrics is so damn thought-through and all...what a legend", etc. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's so dumb and lame, it's hilarious. Can't believe grown men actually say these things...

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1786 Age : 37

As Cannibal Corpse members said: They're all big fans of horror movies, and that's how they want their music to sound. Therefore, the lyrics are written in way to adjust the music.

My vote for worst lyrics would probably go for Vengeance Rising.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1786 Age : 37

You gotta love this guy Smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_Lv0r-l4c

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

some of the stuff off of St. Anger is pretty shutty

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EvyMetal wrote:: some of the stuff off of St. Anger is pretty shutty

Who exactly is The Invisible Kid? And I suspect That Unnamed Feeling is actually just gas.

Metal master Number of posts : 515 Age : 35

dio - eat your heart out

"go eat your heart out, you've been a bad bad girl, you've been hungry all your life, SO EAT IT OUT!!!"

lol, i just laugh whenever i listen to that song

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Any of the last 5 Running Wild albums. I am pretty sure those guys wear pantaloons to bed at night.

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Bang! Bang!

It was a warm night on the south side of town
They said they’d seen ya
You were sneakin’ around with a stranger,
Girl these rumors are drivin’ me mad

All my good friends turn their face to the wall
When they see me, what the hell’s goin’ on am I so blind
That I can’t see when I’m being had

I know it’s silly but girl I really thought we had a chance
I must’ve been crazy!

Chorus:
Bang Bang, what’s that sound
I gave you my love and you shot me down
Bang Bang, you’re so cool
Playin’ a game, someday you’re gonna lose
Bang! Bang!

Girl you told me you were not like the rest
Then you showed me now you’re failing the test
It was easy just an urge in the heat of the nite

I believed you, now that’s all in the past
Cause I made some mistakes but I’m learnin’ fast
Never put your heart on the line!
Never put your heart on the line!

I know it’s silly but girl I really thought we had a chance
I must’ve been crazy!

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Sorry Uncle....

Come on everybody
Tonight it's party time
Grab a bottle or a crate
Leave your blues behind
You're gonna need the cavalry
To get you outta here
The last time that we had one
It lasted for a year

We're gonna party
Party till u puke
(These people are sick)

We're gonna party
Party till u puke
Till u puke

Don't worry about the neighbours
They're blind drunk in the loo
There'll be no trouble from the police
'Cos they're all in here too
We got the music cranked right up
It's blowing off the roof
There's people drinking gasoline
It must be two hundred proof

We're gonna party
Party till u puke
(Will someone get me outta here?)

We're gonna party
Party till u puke
Till u puke

(These people are weird!)

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Even though I love Barren Cross to death, I still cringe every time I hear the lyric:

"Better than pot, JEEEEEEEEESUS RAWWWWWKS!"

in the song "Believe" Embarassed

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Fat Freddy wrote:: "Better than pot, JEEEEEEEEESUS RAWWWWWKS!"

:defleppard:

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

Mglaffas81 wrote:

scottmitchell74 wrote:: Anal C*nt has the worst I've seen both from a nonsense standpoint and their attempt at shock.....

Not familiar with that band (and kind of have the feeling, that I am glad I'm not) ...if you dare, check out the lyrcis for Cannibal Corps' "Tomb of the Mutilated" album...I have never seen anything like it...sick and mindless.

sick lyrics do not equal "worst" lyrics imho. bands like AC & CC write with the intention to disgust. therefore if it did the job, they did it well.

worst for me would be a song by Life Of Agony called Damned If I Do. in the second verse he sings...

"Midlife crisis at age 22
Who knew?
I need some answers
Cross the street and down the avenue
I stopped for the woman
Paid five bucks and got my palm read
And she said
You shouldn't be smiling boy
This life line ays you're already dead"

i just feel embarassed for them when i hear that part.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

spectrefate wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: "Better than pot, JEEEEEEEEESUS RAWWWWWKS!"

:defleppard:

I love that little rainbow-flag totin' guy, that is the greatest smiley icon ever.

On a side note, Spectrefate, will you settle on an avatar already? You're on your third one today by my count.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: On a side note, Spectrefate, will you settle on an avatar already? You're on your third one today by my count.

I'm workin on it, I'm workin on it!

:defleppard:

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Faith No More-Be Aggressive

Tall and reckless
Ugly seed
Reach down my throat
You filthy bird
That's all I need
This empty pit
I've got to feed
To prove I'm fit
A healthy man
I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master
And I take it on my knees
Ejaculation
Tribulation
I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

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I don't focus on the worst.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2096 Age : 61

Fat Freddy wrote:: Even though I love Barren Cross to death, I still cringe every time I hear the lyric:

"Better than pot, JEEEEEEEEESUS RAWWWWWKS!"

in the song "Believe"

"Smoke on His love"! Laughing

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