WWF/WWE/ECW/WCW

Not sure which is more annoying, Carmella, her theme song, or the no chin wonder?

Elsworth just grabbed the suitcase for skinny bitch.

That was ridiculous, the first ever women's MitB match and it ends in about five minutes. Probably the shortest MitB match ever.

Now for the New Day vs. The Uh-ohs.

Of course the Ewwwsos win by countout. Gotta keep this going. However, two matches in and both end cheaply. Guess they're saving plenty of time for the MitB ladder match.

Lana making her wrestling debutt. Hear she has been doing fairly good at NXT house shows. Lets see how good.

Lana is doing pretty darn good surprisingly.

Carmella looks like she's about to cash in.

Lana taps and now will probably lose it. Nope, Carmella's going to wait.

What Smackdown! show would be complete without a Fashion Police sketch. This time they're both dressed like Don Johnson in Miami Vice. Also I'm calling it, the mystery tag team is the Santino Marella of the tag team division.

Thanks for the running commentary DB. You're saving me a bunch of time reading these results in the dirtsheets tomorrow. Keep 'em coming.

No problem!

Mike and Maria Kanellis? Almost don't recognize her. She used to be mind numbingly stunning but now has way too much make-up on. They have a gimmick of sickening love birds, this will get old fast.

Mr. I Don't Take Steroids, I Just Work Harder Than Everyone Else (who is he kidding?) vs. Orton is next.

Greg Gagne, Larry The Axe Hennig, Baron Von Raschke, and Sgt. Slaughter, Cowboy Bob Orton, and Ric Flair are introduced at ring side.

Indian rap is more annoying than regular rap. Doesn't endear me anymore to Steroid Mahal.

Looks like Orton may have legit injured his knee. He landed pretty hard on his leg. Though maybe not as Jinder is working on it.

DallasBlack wrote:

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Mike and Maria Kanellis? Almost don't recognize her. She used to be mind numbingly stunning but now has way too much make-up on. They have a gimmick of sickening love birds, this will get old fast.

So Mike and Maria split with TNA? I figured that was coming.

tohostudios wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:

No problem!

Mike and Maria Kanellis? Almost don't recognize her. She used to be mind numbingly stunning but now has way too much make-up on. They have a gimmick of sickening love birds, this will get old fast.

So Mike and Maria split with TNA?  I figured that was coming.

I had heard she was returning. Had no idea she had a husband now. I know she used to date CM Punk back in the day but obviously that ended many many years ago.

Singh Brothers about to be thrown out.. yup.

I think they are about to attack the legends... again yup. Those old men are about to make them their bitches... nope Orton attacks them.

About to send them through the tables again. I think Steroid may use it to his advantage and sneak a win.

Yeah, Randy is worn out from the fight and Steroid takes advantage to remain champion.

I knew there was no way Orton was winning. The whole "home town" thing being just one of the things against it.

Fashion Police vs. The Ascension? Yeah, predicted it correctly.

tohostudios wrote:

I knew there was no way Orton was winning.  The whole "home town" thing being just one of the things against it.

Yeah, WWE being predictable as always. Plus, they probably haven't milked the Indian market enough yet.

The comedy team of course beat the joke team. As I've stated before, the Smackdown! tag division is garbage.