"Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy
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muckie Metal graduate
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Subject: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:41 am
LOL! As if things couldn't get any weirder! There's a conspiracy theorist saying that Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet. Apparently, Sweet has also responded to this claim:
I wonder if the guy claiming this is the same dude on YouTube who says Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey.
DakotaRogers Metal master
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:43 am
I've never heard this one, but it is common knowledge that Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.
HeavyThrashhead Metal student
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:50 am
lol. these also could be the same people that say Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are the same exact person. lol
who knows. maybe the same people who says this could be you people here at HOM.
HeavyThrashhead Metal student
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:53 am
maybe someome should call Ghost TCR!
DakotaRogers Metal master
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:55 am
HeavyThrashhead wrote:
maybe someome should call Ghost TCR!
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mlotek Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:02 am
Hail Trump !
HeavyThrashhead Metal student
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:11 am
mlotek wrote:
Hail Trump !
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:02 am
Stryper hasn't had this much mainstream press attention in 25 years so I'm sure they're fine with this.
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Required Fields Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:35 am
There was also the absurd conspiracy theory about how Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey: http://www.etonline.com/news/183210_katy_perry_is_thought_to_be_jonbenet_ramsey_outrageous_conspiracy_theories/
the sentinel Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:46 am
Man I thought Stryper's biggest issue was the one sided fued with the fill in guys from Faster P*ssycat? Guess I was wrong.
On the topic, though, wasn't there a similar rumor regarding Michael and LaToya Jackson being the same person back in the day?
Boris2008 Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:36 am
My absolute favorite!
I clicked on this assuming that it would be a spoof of all of the Miley's a dude, Justin's a girl nonsense but nope!
MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:33 pm
I don't see it. Personally, I think he looks more like Grandpa Munster...
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007 Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:42 pm
^^^ Now that I can see !
the sentinel Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:42 pm
MetalGuy71 wrote:
I don't see it. Personally, I think he looks more like Grandpa Munster...
Awesome!!
Addy Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:04 am
when i saw that on fb i felt like my IQ went down a couple points
stormspell Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: "Ted Cruz is Michael Sweet from Stryper" conspiracy Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:00 am
Stryper is probably endorsing Cruz anyway, so it kinda fits, hah
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