I was bitten by a monkey as a kid. Honest to God true story. He didn't draw blood or anything, but clamped down on my finger pretty good.
It was at a shopping mall and a guy had a little money that did tricks and whatnot. My mom gave me money to put in the cup and when I reached towards him, he bit me.
Guess I've been fascinated with them ever since. So much like us.
So much like us.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.