Elder Statesmen of Metal as Distant Relations

Ok, this is totally stupid, but fun and maybe some of you will enjoy the stupidity with me.

I was watching the Judas Priest Epitaph DVD with my roommate and we were laughing about how badass Halford managed to look even walking around stage with a cane, so we dubbed him "Granpa Halford."

A little later, we were watching an interview with Udo Dirkschneider and we decided he seemed like some foreign uncle, so Uncle Udo stuck.

Aside from imagining some interesting Thanksgiving dinners (or holiday of your choosing), what other metal gods might fit the template of seeming like the strange but awesome 2nd cousin, weird grandfather, or awkward uncle at family gatherings?

I always get accused of being Eldon Hoke's twin brother.

I've been saying for awhile now that David Lee Roth is the creepy uncle that makes everyone uncomfortable at the Thanksgiving dinner table with his sexual innuendo, Joker smile and too-tight pants.

We PINE for Uncle Dave to show up wearing cargo pants one of these years...