Favorite Seinfeld Episode:

Mine is when George has to pull the golfball from the whale's blowhole. I just love the part when he is telling the story of how he did it. That's what really makes me laugh. What's yours?

There are so many good ones; like the one where Jerry and Kramer were watching a surgery and kramer dropped a junior mint into the body.

*head explodes* can't pick

i love the one with Mr. Bookman & the missing library book. Bookmans character is hilarious.

"...or maybe that's how you get your kicks Seinfeld. You & your good time buddies."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwrQdQSXDbg

So many good ones,cant pick a favorite

I can't pick a favorite, either.....it's all so good!

But I do find myself using quotes from Seinfeld every day of my life!


"These pretzels are making me thirsty!!"

Quote :

golfball from the whale's blowhole.

"The Sea was angry that day, my friend.....like an old man returning soup at a deli"

We could even make a "Seinfeld quotes" thread...

"It was like a flabby armed spanking machine!"

My two all time favorites (can't pick just one) are "Bubble Boy" ("Moors!" "MOOPS!") and the Soup Nazi ("No soup for you! You come back ONE YEAR!")

hmmm, would have to be when the crazy NJ Devils fan scares the life out
of the priest in the street."THE DEVIL, THE DEVIL", that's just funny
right there.

And then my other favorite, is when they all bet money on who can go
the longest without s e x and or to themselves..er, and Kramer leaves
the room moments after making the bet, walks back in 2 minutes later
and slaps his money down, "I'M OUT!!!!"

Hard to narrow it down to just one, but the episode that always cracks me up is when George gives Jerry's phone number out as a job refrence. When he come stumbling out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles screaming 'Vanderlay industries!!", I just loose it.

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

LOL at all of this!!!

Metalguy....when someone does/says something stupid @ work we say that to them in our most condescending voice!


Great thread!!

"You think these hands...they've been soaking in Ivory liquid?"

"That was one magic loogy!"

"Man, that guy can climb like a ring-tailed Lemur!"

"And now for the Trifecta!"

"I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats"

My favorite episode is "The Strike". Frank Costanza reveals the "Alternative" holiday Festivus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Strike_%28Seinfeld_episode%29

"(An aluminum pole) Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. "

George also goes around asking people to donate to the "Human Fund".

The "Festivus" episode is another favorite of mine. My brother and I still do Frank Costanza's bit at the dinner table every Christmas... "Now it's time for the AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!"

Quote :

"(An aluminum pole) Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. "

George also goes around asking people to donate to the "Human Fund".
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Yes!! I actually have this date (Dec 23) on our customized calenders at home and I always make a "day" of it. GREAT episode!

"Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date with a.......I lost my train of thought"

"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way"

"I find your belief system fascinating"

"It's another Festivus miracle!"

it could go on and on...what a great episode!

The Soup Nazi

The Puffy Shirt

How'bout when Kramer passes his kidney stone in the mens' room at the circus??
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
(performers fall off trapeze, animals start going crazy)

Great stuff! Keep it coming.....such memories.

"I don't wanna be a Pirate!"

"You see, I'm not only a Postmaster, but I'm also a General"

Fat Freddy wrote:

My two all time favorites (can't pick just one) are "Bubble Boy" ("Moors!" "MOOPS!") and the Soup Nazi ("No soup for you! You come back ONE YEAR!")

My mother works with the mother of the guy who wrote the Soup Nazi episode. Crazy, huh?

My favorite is "The Bet." Not sure if that's the official name of the episode.

The "Master Of Your Domain" episode? That's a great one too!

Eyesore wrote:

My favorite is "The Bet." Not sure if that's the official name of the episode.

The official name is "The Contest".

Many good ones have been named so far. The Hamptons deserves a mention as well. "I was in the pool!!"

Can't wait for season 9. The Puerto Rican Day was outstanding. "Advantage, Pennypacker!!"

:lol!:

That's right....shrinkage!

"It shrinks"

"Who!? Who is burning the flag!?"

Man, I love this thread!

"Bosco! BOSCO!"

"So you know about the cup sizes? You got your A, your B, your C, and then D. That's the biggest."

Each post is literally making me LOL! and flooding quotes and memories into my consciousness!

Some Peterman's:

"Shout out your code, man!!"

"You may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me!"

"You there...on the bike...sell me one of your melons!"