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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12620
Age : 60
|  Subject: Drummer jokes  Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:45 pm | |
| What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ? "homeless"
How do you know when there is a drummer at the door ? "they do't know when to come in"
What does 7/11 coffee and Ginger Baker have in common ? "without Cream, they both suck" _________________  | |
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Stender
The lost Ramone
Number of posts : 6557
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:07 pm | |
| What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
Back up. | |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:12 am | |
| What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37646
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:27 am | |
| What's the last thing the drummer said before getting kicked out of the band?
"Hey guys, can we try one of my songs?"
What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One of them will mature and make money.
A safari expedition was camped out deep in the jungle. Somewhere in the darkness, they could hear constant, non-stop drumming sounds off in the distance. The group's native guides reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." The drumming continued for hours and hours, and the guides kept repeating, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." The drumming continued for several days until one morning it suddenly stopped. The native guides began to panic and ran away screaming. The group asked one of them, "What's the matter? What happens now?" and the terrified guide replied, "BASS SOLO!"
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Dark Horseman
Metal Wanker
Number of posts : 6039
Age : 56
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:06 pm | |
| How do you get rid of a drummer? Pay him for the pizza. | |
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Boris2008
Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 7234
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:25 pm | |
| What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once. | |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12620
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:26 pm | |
| How do you tell if the stage is level ? The drummer is drooling from both side of his mouth
An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."
What does a drummer use for contraception ? His personality
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SpectreFate
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1635
Age : 49
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:15 pm | |
| Peter Criss.
That's the joke and the punch line. | |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12620
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:15 am | |
| - SpectreFate wrote:
- Peter Criss.
That's the joke and the punch line. ouch ! _________________ | |
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thejokeriv
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:35 am | |
| What do call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
A drummer | |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:37 am | |
| - thejokeriv wrote:
- What do call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
A drummer Stop stealing my material!! 
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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thejokeriv
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:04 am | |
| - MetalGuy71 wrote:
- thejokeriv wrote:
- What do call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
A drummer
Stop stealing my material!! That's what I get for reading the most recent post and not remembering what was posted before!!!!!! Or, the joke was so good, it had to be reposted! | |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12620
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: Drummer jokes Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:07 pm | |
| Guy from radiostation doing a promo on a downtown street asks 3 random people what their favorite drumstick is....
Person One (overweight woman) "KFC or maybe Church's"
Person Two (freckle-faced redheaded kid) "ice cream with nuts on top"
Person Three (long haired guy with tat's and metal band t shirt) "Vic Firth" _________________ | |
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