Drummer jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ? "homeless"

How do you know when there is a drummer at the door ? "they do't know when to come in"

What does 7/11 coffee and Ginger Baker have in common ? "without Cream, they both suck"

What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?


Back up.

What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

What's the last thing the drummer said before getting kicked out of the band?
"Hey guys, can we try one of my songs?"

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One of them will mature and make money.

A safari expedition was camped out deep in the jungle. Somewhere in the darkness, they could hear constant, non-stop drumming sounds off in the distance. The group's native guides reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." The drumming continued for hours and hours, and the guides kept repeating, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." The drumming continued for several days until one morning it suddenly stopped. The native guides began to panic and ran away screaming. The group asked one of them, "What's the matter? What happens now?" and the terrified guide replied, "BASS SOLO!"

How do you get rid of a drummer? Pay him for the pizza.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

How do you tell if the stage is level ? The drummer is drooling from both side of his mouth

An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."

What does a drummer use for contraception ? His personality

Peter Criss.

That's the joke and the punch line.

SpectreFate wrote:

Peter Criss.

That's the joke and the punch line.

ouch !

What do call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?

A drummer

thejokeriv wrote:

What do call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?

A drummer

Stop stealing my material!!

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

What do call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?

A drummer

Stop stealing my material!!

That's what I get for reading the most recent post and not remembering what was posted before!!!!!!

Or, the joke was so good, it had to be reposted!

Guy from radiostation doing a promo on a downtown street asks 3 random people what their favorite drumstick is....

Person One (overweight woman) "KFC or maybe Church's"
Person Two (freckle-faced redheaded kid) "ice cream with nuts on top"
Person Three (long haired guy with tat's and metal band t shirt) "Vic Firth"