Subject: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:55 am
Now I love female-fronted metal. It's a favorite sub-genre of mine, so I'm always interested in new bands playing this sort of music.
Enter Crysalys.
Just came across this online, so I clicked play...
Good lord! What a complete mess. What kind of singing is that? Haha. To illustrate my reaction, I give you Moshzilla:
If Crysalys was Moshzilla, then I'd be that guy behind her.
mc666 Master Sailboat
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:04 am
song isn't so bad. the singer looks like Kelly Osbourne though, & the drummer couldn't look more bored.
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Eyesore Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:09 am
That singer is way over the top, man. I hurt my head.
mc666 Master Sailboat
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:13 am
i like crazy "out there" OTT stuff though.
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Smindas Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:21 am
That was pretty poor. Can't decide if it's worse than this though;
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exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:05 am
Eyesore wrote:
That singer is way over the top, man. I hurt my head.
when you find stuff that is really bad - please dont post it so the rest of us have to suffer too!!!
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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:12 am
That song's not so bad. I like "different" as well, like MC666. From the neck down that chick is bad to the bone as well, but her face isn't so great.
Witchfinder Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:34 am
Horrid.
Also, did they film that in somebody's living room????
A Handful of Wayne Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:35 am
That first band... The music was pretty cool. The singing was way over the top and then she went into a normal voice which doesn't fit at all. Maybe if she didn't over dub her vocals a hundred times it wouldn't be so over powering.
The second band was actually pretty good all around.
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A Handful of Wayne Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:36 am
Witchfinder wrote:
Horrid.
Also, did they film that in somebody's living room????
Hahaha I was going to mention that too.
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:53 am
That Crysalys reminds me of a Diablo Swing Orchestra demo.
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metalhead777 Metal master
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:48 am
Dear lord. That was awful.
007 Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:03 pm
scottmitchell74 wrote:
From the neck down that chick is bad to the bone as well, but her face isn't so great.
The dreaded "butterface" !
arachnoplasma Metal student
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:19 am
Aside from the overdubbing and questionable fashion sense, the singer actually doesn't bother me that much. The song's pretty meh-tastic, though, and the video itself is awful-bad.
There are more disturbing places one can wind up on the Internet, though...
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:36 am
Good grief, that "Crysalys" video was awful! I couldn't make it past the two minute mark.
Bring back Jan Terri, all is forgiven!!
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chewie Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:16 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
Good grief, that "Crysalys" video was awful! I couldn't make it past the two minute mark.
Bring back Jan Terri, all is forgiven!!
Is the title of this song a double entendre?
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:18 pm
chewie wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
Good grief, that "Crysalys" video was awful! I couldn't make it past the two minute mark.
Bring back Jan Terri, all is forgiven!!
Is the title of this song a double entendre?
God, I hope not.
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Hadley Metal master
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:19 pm
Anyone remember The Great Kat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JxKbdu7L_8
MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:06 pm
I fail to see why this is any more "horribly wrong" than any other band in that genre. It's all horribly wrong to this asshat.
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exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:26 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
chewie wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
Good grief, that "Crysalys" video was awful! I couldn't make it past the two minute mark.
Bring back Jan Terri, all is forgiven!!
Is the title of this song a double entendre?
God, I hope not.
the worst thing about these threads is everyone tries out to outdo each other with 'this is the worst' and i still listen to the clips....
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mlotek Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:47 pm
was 'Symphonic Metal' ever "right" ??
mlotek Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:49 pm
Hadley wrote:
Anyone remember The Great Kat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JxKbdu7L_8
She was entertaining, and had talent. As time rolls on, she is a million times better than what claims to be metal.
tohostudios King Of Kaiju
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:50 pm
mlotek wrote:
was 'Symphonic Metal' ever "right" ??
At one point in my listening history, symphonic metal was my favorite genre. I love the fusion of two seemingly disparate styles of music. However, I eventually just OD'd on it and abandoned the style. I can still listen to it but I doubt I'll buy any new albums trading in this genre.
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exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:52 pm
tohostudios wrote:
mlotek wrote:
was 'Symphonic Metal' ever "right" ??
At one point in my listening history, symphonic metal was my favorite genre. I love the fusion of two seemingly disparate styles of music. However, I eventually just OD'd on it and abandoned the style. I can still listen to it but I doubt I'll buy any new albums trading in this genre.
I still enjoy some bands but toho is right - it is one really really oversaturated style.
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Lurideath Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Symphonic Metal Gone Horribly Wrong Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:58 pm
All these video's posted suck pretty equally. They are all better than the latest Lou Reed/Metallica album though!
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