Are you ready for Symphonic SEX Metal...

Saw this and couldn't resist to share . Slut metal rulez supreme, yeehaaw:

So that is the girl in your avatar!

girls in metal HA! That won't last.

Phoenix Reign Drummer wrote:

girls in metal HA! That won't last.

kmorg wrote:

So that is the girl in your avatar!

What girl? My avatar is ALL about Commodore C=64

Seriously, the girl on my avatar is Italian, while the sex chicks are from Belarus. And yes, they did want to be on Stormpell's roster, but I refused At the end they got released by some new US label I'm not familiar with.

Glad you refused. I couldn't stand that girl with the dark hair "My territory of sax and my roots of matal, don't stop, make music lauder" WHAT!?

Phoenix Reign Drummer wrote:

Glad you refused. I couldn't stand that girl with the dark hair "My territory of sax and my roots of matal, don't stop, make music lauder" WHAT!?

Her accent wasn`t very saxy!

Good Lord, that was awful! The running commentary from the half nekkid chicks was a cavalcade of unintentional comedy though.

Girl #1: "Hallo. We are Kaira band. We play sax mettle."
Girl #2: (Slaps own butt) "Yeah!"
Girl #2: "Zis is our revolution... a mettle revolution! A Saxual revolution!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Wipes tears from eyes)

I think you made the right choice passing on this bunch, Storm. But those girls...wow. Imagine the possibilities for future album covers and DVDs....

Fat Freddy wrote:

Good Lord, that was awful! The running commentary from the half nekkid chicks was a cavalcade of unintentional comedy though.

Girl #1: "Hallo. We are Kaira band. We play sax mettle."
Girl #2: (Slaps own butt) "Yeah!"
Girl #2: "Zis is our revolution... a mettle revolution! A Saxual revolution!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Wipes tears from eyes)

I think you made the right choice passing on this bunch, Storm. But those girls...wow. Imagine the possibilities for future album covers and DVDs....

Eyesore wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Good Lord, that was awful! The running commentary from the half nekkid chicks was a cavalcade of unintentional comedy though.

Girl #1: "Hallo. We are Kaira band. We play sax mettle."
Girl #2: (Slaps own butt) "Yeah!"
Girl #2: "Zis is our revolution... a mettle revolution! A Saxual revolution!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Wipes tears from eyes)

I think you made the right choice passing on this bunch, Storm. But those girls...wow. Imagine the possibilities for future album covers and DVDs....

They could do the soundtrack for their own girl-on-girl video, whoever produced it would save a ton of money not hiring additional musicians!

Fat Freddy wrote:

I think you made the right choice passing on this bunch, Storm. But those girls...wow. Imagine the possibilities for future album covers and DVDs....

Yeah, although the proposed idea of free "SEX metal pleasure services" vouchers with first 200 cds to boost sales had me wondering for a while, haha! Those girls are going to climb the entrepreneur ladder, one way or another. One can only admire their determination and drive

That was simply brilliant, that brunette gal is gonna be huge!


Awww, thier website has been suspended.

Until you've experienced Rock B*tch, you haven't experienced true sex metal.

It's nice to see people still smoke dust...

Hey! No Sax before mettle.....

SEX SELLS!

I posted this video on my Facebook page last night. My brother commented "Dammit. I kept waiting for those chicks to start making out but it never happened. Crushing disappointment."

Fat Freddy wrote:

I posted this video on my Facebook page last night. My brother commented "Dammit. I kept waiting for those chicks to start making out but it never happened. Crushing disappointment."

Haha, he actually watched the whole thing, didn't he?

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

I posted this video on my Facebook page last night. My brother commented "Dammit. I kept waiting for those chicks to start making out but it never happened. Crushing disappointment."

Haha, he actually watched the whole thing, didn't he?

You mean you didn't?

Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

I posted this video on my Facebook page last night. My brother commented "Dammit. I kept waiting for those chicks to start making out but it never happened. Crushing disappointment."

Haha, he actually watched the whole thing, didn't he?

You mean you didn't?

NO! So thanks for letting me feel like I actually have a life after all! That'll last me a good mintue or so! :lol

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

I posted this video on my Facebook page last night. My brother commented "Dammit. I kept waiting for those chicks to start making out but it never happened. Crushing disappointment."

Haha, he actually watched the whole thing, didn't he?

You mean you didn't?

NO! So thanks for letting me feel like I actually have a life after all! That'll last me a good mintue or so! :lol

It really was rather fascinating, in that "passing-a-bad-car-crash-so-I-can't-look-away" sort of way.

I got thru about a minute of it before I gave up. The inter-webs is full of real naked girls (or so I'm told) and good metal music. I can't be bothered with their shenanigans.

Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

I posted this video on my Facebook page last night. My brother commented "Dammit. I kept waiting for those chicks to start making out but it never happened. Crushing disappointment."

Haha, he actually watched the whole thing, didn't he?

You mean you didn't?

NO! So thanks for letting me feel like I actually have a life after all! That'll last me a good mintue or so! :lol

It really was rather fascinating, in that "passing-a-bad-car-crash-so-I-can't-look-away" sort of way.

Yes it was.

MoonChild wrote:

SEX SELLS!

And everyone's buying!!!

I just wish they would stop talking... LOL They just can't put a sentence together at all lol... It was killing the whole image thing for me with them.

On a fun note, the music is pretty interesting though.

And Phoenix Drummer is right... Female fronted bands will never last... -kicks-