Chuck Norris!!!!

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

Tall Tyrion wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Why were you sitting on the coffee table in your underwear?? Wouldn't you have been more comfortable on the couch?

Maybe that's where Chuck Norris told him to sit. affraid

SIR, YES SIR CHUCK!!!!! lol!

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

Fat Freddy wrote:

T-Roy wrote:: I'm sitting there in my underwear this morning, watching sports center
from the coffee table, and who comes on during a commercial? You
guessed it, and all I could think about, as he was talking about his
stupid Total Gym, was all the sex-stud jokes from this stupid thread!
THANKS ALLOT SENT!!! I had to leave his stairing eyes and get dressed,
pervert!

Why were you sitting on the coffee table in your underwear?? Wouldn't you have been more comfortable on the couch?
lol!

Because i didn't have my contacts in and I can't see from the couch. angry

........your missing my point......!! Laughing very hard

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Chuck Norris is 70 today. And can still kick your ass. His wig, however, is 20.

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Cue the "Chuck Norris" jokes...

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

Chuck Norris once tried a cigarette. The cigarette died from Chuck Norris cancer.

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Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

Chuck Norris once brought a lamb back to life. He then killed it again, because the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.

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Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

The universe is ever-expanding. It is trying to escape Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

Chuck Norris' d*ck is so big, it has its OWN d*ck.

One time Chuck Norris' d*ck's d*ck walked into a bar in Thailand and proceeded to drink an entire platoon of U.S. Marines under the table. Then it left and stuck them with the check.

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Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Chuck Norris is 70 today. And can still kick your ass. His wig, however, is 20.

Cue the "Chuck Norris" jokes...

He doesn't look 70. Maybe he's taking some kind of fountain of youth pills. Chuck Norris!!!! - Page 2 Icon_razz

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

T-Roy wrote:: I'm sitting there in my underwear this morning,

Chuck Norris can see you sitting there in your underwear, T-Roy. Chuck Norris sees everything you do. And he hears the shrieking terror in your soul.

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

Chuck Norris drove thru New Jersey 40 years ago........who's your daddy bro.

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