your best Chuck Norris joke

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light,not because He is afraid of the Dark,but because the Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's tears have been said to cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

when chuck norris does push ups, he isn't pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down

Think of a hot chick. Chuck Norris did her. Twice.

There is no chin under Chuck Norriss' beard, just another fist!

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

.....the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is definitely dead..

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

Mglaffas81 wrote:

.....the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is definitely dead..

You could start another Metallica thread.

Eyesore wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

.....the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is definitely dead..

You could start another Metallica thread.

The only guy to make fun of the show Walker Texas Ranger is the only guy in Heaven confined to a wheelchair!

Eyesore wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

.....the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is definitely dead..

You could start another Metallica thread.

- I have not started a Metallica thread in quite a while, actually - And most of those were when I was new to the board, and getting used to the environment

- However, I see the error now, the joke is not meant like that

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk.

When The Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once beat Chuck Norris in a fight. Right after he woke up from that dream, he got a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris.

Mglaffas81 wrote:

- I have not started a Metallica thread in quite a while, actually

4 days.

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Eyesore wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

- I have not started a Metallica thread in quite a while, actually

4 days.

okay, EXCEPT that one!

I will quit tomorrow, I swear!

Can someone tell me if Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris?

Let Chuck Norris have his day because, to be honest, Walker Texas Ranger sucked.

I found the answer to my question...

Chuck Norris can't beat Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris can beat everyone and Chuck Norris isn't everyone!

The Swayz KO1 Chuck Norris

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

chuck norris went to the virgin islands yesterday. now they're just called the islands