Top 10 Ways You Know the Economy is Bad

10. The Mafia is laying off judges.
9. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
8. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
7. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
6. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
5. Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
4. When the bank returns your check marked ‘insufficient funds’, you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
3. I got pre-declined for a credit card in the mail.
2. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
1. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

And the kid at Mcdonald's has a Masters.

TheNazgul wrote:

And the kid at Mcdonald's has a Masters.

the kid at the mcdonalds used to be a mortgage broker

exact33 wrote:

TheNazgul wrote:

And the kid at Mcdonald's has a Masters.

the kid at the mcdonalds used to be a mortgage broker

Funny stuff, but sadly, it's reality.

The economy aint shitty...

Here's my weekend house

No lie, I watched a gal use the food stamp card and go out and get in her BMW.

TheNazgul wrote:

No lie, I watched a gal use the food stamp card and go out and get in her BMW.

I dont doubt it. One guy I know is on unemployment but doing jobs on the side when he wants to.

Where I am in Tennessee, you'd poop your pants at our food stamp office.

People in there with litters of kids, expensive clothing AND cars, and the worst attitudes you've ever had the misfortune of being in the presence of.

What part of TN are you in Grim?

Clarkshe...uh, I mean Clarksville. Last I checked, it's like the thirteenth (could be was) fastest growing city in the country, and it goes to show.

Can't go anywhere it seems without some sort of construction work going on as opposed to twelve years ago when I first got here.