THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR!

Metal master Number of posts : 710 Age : 73

bgast1 wrote:: Bob: At age 98 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

My wife, when I showed her this said it was going to happen waaaay before I'm 98. affraid

nah

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Smindas wrote:: At age 33 you will choke on a piece of steak.

What an anti-climatic way to go.

My mom saved my life when I was choking on a piece of steak when I was about 19.

It has me living until I'm 79. Pretty good for a 280 pound man.

Metal master Number of posts : 688 Age : 35

At age 23 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

wtf

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3367 Age : 56

Nick: At age 74 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an
exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the
highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

I'm a star, baby!

Metal student Number of posts : 137 Age : 34

Jason: At age 31 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

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Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

mc666 wrote:

Quote :: mc: At age 78 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

no way in hell do i intend to live that long. must drink more beer.

Sorry thats your fate bro. Laughing

Metal master Number of posts : 586 Age : 33

At age 70 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Greg: At age 76 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Metal student Number of posts : 126 Age : 44

At age 48 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Can't get any more metal than that!!

Guest

At age 33, for unknown reasons, you will be hiding in the bra rack in the women's (60+) department of Wal-Mart. You will have a heart attack and die. An illegal immigrant sees your shoes beneath the rack; she takes them, unaware they were on someone's feet.

She takes them to the 10 Items or Less checkout and tries to pay for them (with food stamps), but there is no UPC code. A retail clerk from the elderly women's department must come and get the shoes to try and price them. She is gone a long time (because the shoes were not for sale). A long line queues up behind the woman. An irrate redneck just wanting to buy nightcrawlers loses it and goes on a shooting spree, killing 27 people (that's on you, buddy!). He escaped and went fishing. He didn't catch anything.

In the meantime, a small piece of poop fell out of your bum.

surprised

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Hmm, for you Eyesore I imagined something more like:

MAN GETS MAULED TO DEATH WHILE ATTEMPING BEASTIALITY WITH GRIZZLY BEAR

Metal master Number of posts : 638 Age : 59

At age 69 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

I took one of these life expectency test a few days ago and it told me I would cash out at 67, What Gives..

Guest

DeathCult wrote:: Hmm, for you Eyesore I imagined something more like:

MAN GETS MAULED TO DEATH WHILE ATTEMPING BEASTIALITY WITH GRIZZLY BEAR

Nah, I'm too smooth, man. I've already been with many grizzlies. They love me.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Here's mine...

At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Guest

Brian: At age 51 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

Ben: At age 79 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Wow. Somebody has been reading my life's to-do list....

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You're cancer, you can't be the answer, you're killing me

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2793 Age : 66

I'm afraid to try this, because I'm almost certain I've been dead for several years now. THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! - Page 2 927150

If I'm not dead then what am I doing here in hell?

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SAHB Healer wrote:: I'm afraid to try this, because I'm almost certain I've been dead for several years now. If I'm not dead then what am I doing here in hell?

Just make something up like I did. Laughing

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Michel: At age 76 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

If so, I sure as hell will take a few of those little bastards with me! THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! - Page 2 505193

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