THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR!

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1786 Age : 37

THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

At
age 60 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon
of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Haha Laughing very hard

Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:19 am

According to this,I will die at 39 while eating deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,Elvis Style!

39.....damn,I dont have long to live!!

Metal master Number of posts : 590

At age 64 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

I hope I will be driving this golf-cart.

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THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! ES0037_Red_Home

Scarred But Smarter Number of posts : 3487 Age : 53

At age 66 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

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At age 83 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

I'll be thrashing for years to come !

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

Quote :: mc: At age 78 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

no way in hell do i intend to live that long. must drink more beer.

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

Kurt: At age 37 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

Laughing very hard

Darn those taco's!

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Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

At age 78 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

That's funny. Laughing very hard

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2546 Age : 35

At age 33 you will choke on a piece of steak.

What an anti-climatic way to go.

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Guest

At age 69 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Laughing very hard

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

Smindas wrote:: At age 33 you will choke on a piece of steak.

What an anti-climatic way to go.

lucky... they didn't give me any steak Sad

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Guest

At age 93 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:57 pm

quiettype wrote:: At age 93 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

why is it you get to live so long?me and Kmorg are gonna die before we turn 40:angry:

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thrasher73 wrote:

quiettype wrote:: At age 93 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

why is it you get to live so long?me and Kmorg are gonna die before we turn 40:angry:

I hear only the good die young...or maybe it's all the dogs and cats.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 40887 Age : 56

Mine is similar to quiettypes :

At age 72 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch

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We must be doing something right 007 Wink

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2546 Age : 35

I'm staying away from steak.

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Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:51 pm

Quote :: scott: At age 44 you will die lonely and alone.

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Quote :: john: At age 67 you will realize that you actually died three
years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Scarred But Smarter Number of posts : 3487 Age : 53

Saxon...that is classic....and strangely so very you.

Laughing very hard

Guest

At age 69 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. lol!

Guest

At age 23 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

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At age 50 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Metal master Number of posts : 710 Age : 73

Bob: At age 98 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

Apparently I will die at age 58 fighting international terrorism in Spain.

Ooooo-kay... whatever. Smile

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