Pee on Gene Simmons face.

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You Can Now Pee On GENE SIMMONS' Face - June 16, 2009

KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons has issued the following update:

"Yep. For all of you who have always wanted to pee on my face!!! Now you can.

"A&E has put 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' urinal cakes [see photo below] throughout the country, featuring my face on the cakes. They're in most bathrooms. Now, for those of you who need detail = all you need to do is point your tool into the urinal, hit the 'cake' with your flow and don't be surprised if the urinal cake talks back to you!!!

"And please, leave the urinal cake in the pee hole for others to enjoy.

"Reports have come in that some of you have been stealing 'em. If so, kindly remember to wash 'em before you take 'em home."

Simmons will be the featured guest on tonight's (Tuesday, June 16) edition of "The Hour". The program, which airs at 11:00 p.m. on CBC in Canada, is hosted by George Stroumboulopoulos.

Gene Simmons and his unconventional family are back and better than ever for an all-new season of A&E's hit unscripted series "Gene Simmons Family Jewels". The 15-episode season kicked off on June 7 with Sophie's sweet sixteen party, giving viewers an all-access pass to the milestone celebration.

In addition to Sophie's sweet sixteen, the new season will give viewers a behind-the-scenes look at the entire family's many adventures. From Gene's appearance on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" to Gene filming a Japanese monster flick, to Shannon preparing for a role in a roller derby exploitation film, to Nick getting his own apartment, to Sophie fending off ill-intentioned teenaged boys, viewers will follow the Simmons-Tweed clan as they set out to prove, yet again, why they are the most non-traditional, traditional family in America.

Pee on Gene Simmons face. Gene_urinal

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

more money for him

Subject: Re: Pee on Gene Simmons face. Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:01 pm

Am I Evil? wrote:: more money for him

You got it.

I wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire.

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

Thrasher73 wrote:

Am I Evil? wrote:: more money for him

You got it.

I wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire.

I think he collects the pee then bottles it and sells it.DAMN GREEDY BASTARD!!

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Still waiting for the Kiss T.P.

Subject: Re: Pee on Gene Simmons face. Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:26 pm

One of these days, I'm gunna send Gene a bag of sign

. I'll probably send Eddie one as well.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 34

what a merchandise smurf-for-hire.

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

xyz wrote:: One of these days, I'm gunna send Gene a bag of . I'll probably send Eddie one as well.

VH.I like eddie he worked for his popularity and money.kiss is smurf poo and just did random stuff.

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 33

Am I Evil? wrote:: VH.I like eddie he worked for his popularity and money.kiss is smurf poo and just did random stuff.

"Random stuff"? What? KISS were just as worthy of their success as VH was. Admittedly they've become kind of a joke thanks to Gene, but he's a talented vocalist and a good player, as were all the members. What's great about early KISS is that they were a band, with each member contributing their own unique elements to the songwriting, along with their stage shows and costumes that gave them kind of a cult-appeal that few other bands had. And yes, Gene has turned KISS into little more than a merchandising scheme, but even you must admit they wrote some of the defining songs of rock n' roll that are far away from "random smurf poo" and influenced countless bands to come.

Metal novice Number of posts : 42 Age : 36

This is just one more reason for me to hate this guy.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37654 Age : 53

TheNazgul wrote:: Still waiting for the Kiss T.P.

They've already done that one. When the KISS MY ASS tribute album came out they also released KISS toilet paper as a promotional item for the CD.

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3367 Age : 56

I'd probably do the same thing. Those check would cash just fine.

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Schbopo wrote:

Am I Evil? wrote:: VH.I like eddie he worked for his popularity and money.kiss is smurf poo and just did random stuff.

"Random stuff"? What? KISS were just as worthy of their success as VH was. Admittedly they've become kind of a joke thanks to Gene, but he's a talented vocalist and a good player, as were all the members. What's great about early KISS is that they were a band, with each member contributing their own unique elements to the songwriting, along with their stage shows and costumes that gave them kind of a cult-appeal that few other bands had. And yes, Gene has turned KISS into little more than a merchandising scheme, but even you must admit they wrote some of the defining songs of rock n' roll that are far away from "random smurf poo" and influenced countless bands to come.

Your best post yet schmoopy. Smile

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 18952 Age : 52

I thought that was his wife's job.(Rimshot) Razz

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28454 Age : 38

xyz wrote:: One of these days, I'm gunna send Gene a bag of .

$5 says he'll sell it off as his own to a KISS fanboy.

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