Funniest lyrics

"if you are a false don't entry

because you'll be burned and died

the nuclear drums will crush your brain

slaughtering all with intensive pain"

Sarcófago - Deathrash. The whole INRI LP is comedy gold.

Dave the Boss wrote:

"if you are a false don't entry

because you'll be burned and died

the nuclear drums will crush your brain

slaughtering all with intensive pain"

Sarcófago - Deathrash. The whole INRI LP is comedy gold.

Ahhhh, Sarcofago. I prefer this oh-so-romantic couplet from their "Ready to F*** All The B***hes" though.

"I will lick you of the feets til the head
Making you fell torrential orgasm!"

Scatterbrain "mr. johnson and the juice crew"

Here is a tribute to my best friend
hung with me since the beginning
and he'll be there to the end
talkin' mr. johnson and the juice crew

I love mr. johnson and his two friends too
and all the girls that meet him, they love him too
cause' he's the baddest of the bad, hardest of the hard
Mr. johnson is a giant, dare I call him God?!?!
Juice crew dept. of energy
the power mr. johnson, johnson empowers me
all the girls keep knockin' knockin' on my door
all these johnson junkies want more and more
so hail mr. johnson and his two friends too
Mr. johnson super hero, johnson and the juice crew

Johnson's hyptnotizing, johnsons mezmerizing
johnson keeps me vital, johnson keeps me strong
Just like samson he had the power when his hair was long
everybody needs.....a source of power
a hammer works for thor, but I got JOHNSON POWER
every minute every hour

So darn cute a big head and one eye
girls cant keep their hands off of him and neither can I
Talkin' mr. johnson and the juice crew

The "Engrish" version of Loudness' DISILLUSION album is filled with unintentionally humorous nuggets like these...

"A hurricane, alive with death and danger
She struck me down, made me feel the power
Crazy guys, you'd better fear the reaper
Believe it now, it's mystic power!"

"Woman, you are a butterfly
Dancing fire with savage grace
Man to Man you freely ramble
Change your mind you change your face"

"Let's make a noise here and now, all right
Are you feeling good?
Nothing can stop you tonight
Satisfaction guaranteed tonight!
You want rock and roll? You want it loud?
We'll drive you crazy, knockin' our heads
Cause we're proud!"

"You left me standing in the mud
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we fell in love again
This time forever
True love prevails over all
She got hit by a truck"

This bit from Skid Row's "The Threat" always makes me scratch my head:

"I've been convicted with and without reason
Tarred and feathered like a piper on a killing spree"

Um...WHAT? Is it just me or does that make no sense whatsoever?

You didn't hear about that Scottish maniac who was caught by an angry mob?

"Wrote me a letter to the MTV
I said, what's goin' on, don'cha care about me?
Wrote the same letter to the radio
But my party went dead, like a shot to the head!"

-- Manowar, "Blow Your Speakers"

Fat Freddy wrote:

This bit from Skid Row's "The Threat" always makes me scratch my head:

"I've been convicted with and without reason
Tarred and feathered like a piper on a killing spree"

Um...WHAT? Is it just me or does that make no sense whatsoever?

Funny that you mention that. I always wondered the same!