Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs

Metal master Number of posts : 648 Age : 29

"Life is not only one woman" in Serbo-Croatian.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17064 Age : 48

Community Property by Steel Panther

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 52

My buddy had the dj play a Korn song at his wedding reception. I forget which song it was (it was over 10 years ago now), but I thought that was completely inappropriate at such a formal occasion.

EDIT: I texted him this weekend and asked what song it was. 'Freak on a Leash'. At his wedding reception. And he's still married to the same gal. What a trooper she is.

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28411 Age : 38

Troublezone wrote:: Community Property by Steel Panther

The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

Excitable Boy - warren Zevon

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28411 Age : 38

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:: S.F.C.C. by The Mentors.

Wouldn't pretty much their whole catalog fit this bill?

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37625 Age : 53

Required Fields wrote:

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:: S.F.C.C. by The Mentors.

Wouldn't pretty much their whole catalog fit this bill?

Obviously, but "S.F.C.C." is particularly wedding-unfriendly because it sez in the lyrics "If you wanna be my wife, you'll be doin' it all yer life!"

Any bride who hears that song played at her wedding reception would do well to run out of the room, hop in the limo and never come back. Laughing very hard

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Fat Freddy wrote:

Required Fields wrote:

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:: S.F.C.C. by The Mentors.

Wouldn't pretty much their whole catalog fit this bill?

Obviously, but "S.F.C.C." is particularly wedding-unfriendly because it sez in the lyrics "If you wanna be my wife, you'll be doin' it all yer life!"

Any bride who hears that song played at her wedding reception would do well to run out of the room, hop in the limo and never come back. Laughing very hard

Sure... but any bride that would "get the joke" is a total keeper!

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3163 Age : 59

I once saw on you tube - the bride and groom singing " Love Gun "
I'm astounded at the divorce rate of today - 7 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.
There's a talk show on the radio....where it's for men to call in....
and the dj radio man - gives legal advice....etc....
Women - for sure - come out smelling like a bed of roses !

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Glower wrote:: I'm astounded at the divorce rate of today - 7 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.

I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Even the oft-quoted 50% figure has been shown to be too high.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37625 Age : 53

Here's another one.

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2654 Age : 54

This one might not go over too well with your newly acquired in-laws lol

Metal novice Number of posts : 22 Age : 56

I wanted Alice Coopers Welcome to my Nightmare. I didnt get it. Maybe for my funeral?

Metal graduate Number of posts : 463 Age : 50

I once heard 'F*ck Martinez' by 2 Live Crew at a wedding.....I still wonder why.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 52

At my brother's wedding, the bride requested 'Crazy B*tch' by Buckcherry for her and all her girlfriends to dance to. Funny how prophetic the song turned out to be and they were divorced 2 years later.

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Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7608 Age : 55

MetalGuy71 wrote:: At my brother's wedding, the bride requested 'Crazy B*tch' by Buckcherry for her and all her girlfriends to dance to. Funny how prophetic the song turned out to be and they were divorced 2 years later.

Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For-U2

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Love Is For Suckers- Twisted Sister

Unless you're marrying for money

Metal novice Number of posts : 1 Age : 34

Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her) - G N' R is probably not a good song for the wedding.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 39465 Age : 55

Metal graduate Number of posts : 463 Age : 50

the bird dance. WTF is that anyway? Inappropriate for weddings or any gathering of humans with working ears.

Metal master Number of posts : 991 Age : 44

A lot of Dokken songs probably qualify, especially "Just Got Lucky".

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4214 Age : 49

Honorboundma wrote:: Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her) - G N' R is probably not a good song for the wedding.

I was just thinking of this one so ill add

Back off B*tch
Double Talkin Jive
Locomotive
Anything Goes
Its So Easy

and thats just GNR lol

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4214 Age : 49

That song Love Stinks is a good one

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3325 Age : 52

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