David Lee Roth Has NO Hair

S.D. wrote:

Custom made wig sourced from the pubic hair of 1970s porn stars.  

It's got a bit of a Planet of the Apes vibe to it.

DeathCult wrote:

I think the best/worst of that is highlighted in the mid to late 80's era. How about that wig on Animalize?

That whole era of 'Kisstory' is pure comedy gold!



They looked like the world's hairiest drag queens!

S.D. wrote:

Custom made wig sourced from the pubic hair of 1970s porn stars.  

Obviously the style choice has not improved since he uttered. "Shit, just shave the dog down and see what we can weave out of it."

Boris2008 wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

I think the best/worst of that is highlighted in the mid to late 80's era. How about that wig on Animalize?

That whole era of 'Kisstory' is pure comedy gold!



They looked like the world's hairiest drag queens!

Who one year later would assemble a nightmare resembling Fruity Pebbles vomit.

you guys are just mean towards hair metal bands of the 80s...

They are such EASY targets....

Hair or not, that outfit he wore that Grohl event looked ridiculous. And he sounded even worse.

glassprison wrote:

Hair or not, that outfit he wore that Grohl event looked ridiculous.

Have we forgotton who we are talking about here?

as someone who is bald, I say welcome to the club DLR!!!

I would have thought that girl who claims to be DLR's daughter would have retired by now (I hope she has). Over a decade ago when I worked at a video store, her debut video was in our store (like 2003). She must be pushing 30, which is pretty old by adult film standards.

I actually saw the whole bald thing yesterday on some news station. They guy is 60 or so now right? So what the big deal?

GrandNational wrote:

I would have thought that girl who claims to be DLR's daughter would have retired by now (I hope she has). Over a decade ago when I worked at a video store, her debut video was in our store (like 2003). She must be pushing 30, which is pretty old by adult film standards.

I actually saw the whole bald thing yesterday on some news station. They guy is 60 or so now right? So what the big deal?

people are stuck in the 80s

GrandNational wrote:

I actually saw the whole bald thing yesterday on some news station. They guy is 60 or so now right? So what the big deal?

Exactly, unlike Blackie Lawless who is about the same age and has (suspiciously) the hair of a teenage girl. You can tell the guys who are old and still have their own long hair because it looks terrible!



Exhibit A



Exhibit B



Exhibit Wig!!!

David Lee Roth was discovered by Gene Simmons ?
I liked the Steven Pearcy book when he waited for VH to show up somewhere -
to warm up before a show - at the Whiskey or something -
and he smoked a joint with DLR - as a young kid -
I never liked Kevin Debrow's wig thing -

GrandNational wrote:

I would have thought that girl who claims to be DLR's daughter would have retired by now (I hope she has). Over a decade ago when I worked at a video store, her debut video was in our store (like 2003). She must be pushing 30, which is pretty old by adult film standards.

Her last credited role according to IMDB was 2010's '2 Big, Two Black for Her White Crack 3'. So yea, maybe she's retired after wrapping up that trilogy.

S.D. wrote:

I much prefer Dave going natural to Gene Simmons who looks like he has been wearing a selection of dead animals on his head since the early 1980s.  

MetalGuy71 wrote:

GrandNational wrote:

I would have thought that girl who claims to be DLR's daughter would have retired by now (I hope she has). Over a decade ago when I worked at a video store, her debut video was in our store (like 2003). She must be pushing 30, which is pretty old by adult film standards.

Her last credited role according to IMDB was 2010's '2 Big, Two Black for Her White Crack 3'. So yea, maybe she's retired after wrapping up that trilogy.

I guess that's what you call tragicomic?

That had to hurt.

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'2 Big, Two Black for Her White Crack 3'.

I heard that one wasn't anywhere near as good as the first two.

Fat Freddy wrote:

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'2 Big, Two Black for Her White Crack 3'.

I heard that one wasn't anywhere near as good as the first two.

The whole trilogy has been ruined since George Lucas added pointless CGI! You can't find the originals anywhere!

Boris2008 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

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'2 Big, Two Black for Her White Crack 3'.

I heard that one wasn't anywhere near as good as the first two.

The whole trilogy has been ruined since George Lucas added pointless CGI! You can't find the originals anywhere!

He's created all that unnecessary controversy over who shot first.

Citanul wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

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'2 Big, Two Black for Her White Crack 3'.

I heard that one wasn't anywhere near as good as the first two.

The whole trilogy has been ruined since George Lucas added pointless CGI! You can't find the originals anywhere!

He's created all that unnecessary controversy over who shot first.

Does anyone have a photo of what Gene would look like bald ?

Glower wrote:

Does anyone have a photo of what Gene would look like bald ?

This image circulated around the web a few years ago. Not sure if it was real or what the context was. He actually looks better. Like Daddy Warbucks.

Found this one too, but again, not sure of it's authenticity.

The second one I'm not too sure about, probably faked since it looks like it was for a tv show. He got pretty pissed about that first one when it popped up on TMZ originally, so I could see that being authentic.