Worst Band Names...

I was checking out some death/thrash bands on YouTube and ran across Vaginal Discharge. What 12 year old prepubescent came up with that name?

I was also thinking about Satan. Now here is a band whose band name definitely held them back, especially since their name doesn't even reflect their lyrics.

Vicious Rumors, sounds like a glam band, but never were.

What are some other bad band names?

Well, Anal C u n t comes to mind...

Well here's a few I think are horrendous names

Pretty Maids
Shok Paris
Bulletboys
Stryper
Leatherwolf

Dew-Scented

Goblin C o c k

CANS
SLAUTER XSTROYES

ultmetal wrote:

Goblin C o c k

Wow, haven't heard of these guys, ... but that is most definitely one bad band name.

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(they are sometimes called 55, because there are 55 words in their name.)

"Iwrestledwithabearonce" is by far the worst band name i've ever heard. Pretty much every single pop-punk band in existence has a terrible name as well, there's Goo Goo Dolls, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, MxPx, Yellowcard, Snow Patrol, Fallout Boy.

Vexer6 wrote:

"Iwrestledwithabearonce" is by far the worst band name i've ever heard.

Iwrestledabearonce

Few comes to mind from (supposedly) metal- genre..


Afghan Wigs
Bodies in the gear of AP
Wykked Wytch
Peter Pan Speedrock
AllHelluja

Job for a Cowboy

Ex-Wolf.

My first band. Haha.

mc666 wrote:

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(they are sometimes called 55, because there are 55 words in their name.)

Limp Bizkit

Seriously, who names their band after something like that......

The_Jayroh wrote:

Limp Bizkit

Seriously, who names their band after something like that......

Whitesnake.

Actually the band I just posted in the Listening thread has a really bad name IMO.

Flies On Fire

Love the band but what the hell is with that name??

F**K The Facts
Big C**k
Christian Death
Impaled Nazarene
Jack Off Jill

For me, the worst band names include band names I'd be embarassed to ask about in a record store.

For example:

"Excuse me, do you have a CD by a band called Big C**k?"

"Excuse me, do you have a CD by a band called Anal C**t?"

Always thought that Pink Cream 69 is a terrible name for a band...

MetalH wrote:

Always thought that Pink Cream 69 is a terrible name for a band...

Yeah, I was going to mention that one too but they always come up when we talk about this. Talk about a great, great band whose name has held them back...

I agree. I would never have listened to them if not for the great reviews on this board and others!

ULTIMATUM...

Spoiler:

But for real: About damn near all the grindcore/pornogrind bands

Visceranalspermatorgiasticpus
Spermswamp
Rectal Smegma
Reek Of Shits
Amputated Genitals

Tops on my list is the Killer Dwarfs. You'll never convince me that with a better name they won't have been bigger.


Chronical Diarrhoea Great crossover, horrible name.

"Hell Yeah!" still makes me roll my eyes.

Prostitute Disfigurement