Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!

This is how to play, just take a popular last name and match it up with a first name that makes it sound terrible.....

I'll start with a few examples:

Don't name your kid Justin, if your last name is Case.

Don't Name your kid Robin, if your last name is Banks.

So anybody else have a few to share?

Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls.

Don't name your kid Wayne if your last name is Kerr.

Don't name your kid Jenny if your last name is Taylor.

And I taught a girl named Summa Knight.

Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.

http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html

Locky wrote:

Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.

http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html

Knew a guy in high school with Head as a last name. We used to joke that his real name was Richard....

I went to high school with Harry Sachs.

Or another classic Irish name is Michael Byrne (which as you may know is pronounced Burn), so yes you got it..... Micky Byrne (sounds painful)

Leatherface wrote:

Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls.

lol, I new that one was coming....

Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

If TV talk show hostess/comedienne Bonnie Hunt...


had married the late country/western legend Eddie Rabbitt...


...she would've been Bonnie Rabbitt!!

Getizzyback wrote:

Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name!

thejokeriv wrote:

Getizzyback wrote:

Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name!

Not surprised, Mike and Hunt are pretty common, and parents a lot of times are clueless.

I remember in middle school, some dude named Al White used to catch a lot of flack, "How 'ya doing Al? Are you Al White"?

I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.

tohostudios wrote:

I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.

Oh yeah, that's a good one. First time I heard of that guy I said "That's not a name, that's a medical condition."

Betcha that poor b@stard went thru hell in high school with a handle like that huh?

That makes me think of that guy from the Titan's football team named Bo Scaife, just something about that name makes me think it's some kind of a diasese.