Completely obvious observations

Fat Freddy wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

Laying in bed with my wife this morning, I started to thing about Anvil. (don't ask why, being OCD makes it difficult not to let my mind wander at inappropriate times) I didn't realize until this morning that all of Anvil's albums have alliterative titles.

Hard N Heavy
Metal On Metal
Plugged In Permanent
This Is Thirteen
Strength of Steel

etc, etc, etc

I was so proud I figured this out on my own.

Did you happen to notice that they all have three word titles too? The only one in their catalog that doesn't is BACKWAXED, which the band doesn't consider a "real" Anvil album as it was thrown together by a former record label after they'd moved on.

I noticed this three word trend years ago, but with Steven Seagall movies, not Anvil album titles.

Dave likes to shred sometimes.

I am one good looking guy...

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DallasBlack wrote:

I am one good looking guy...

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Fail joke is Fail...

jK

Metal is Heavy!

I am not one of the people in my avatar. Seriously. I'm not.

I am watching King of Queens and Carrie is hawt!!!

Here's a few observations from working in customer service:

People are idiots (as a whole, not necessarily individuals-same w/ the next 3).
People are annoying.
People are lazy.
People are selfish.
There are a LOT of ugly people.
Hot women are out to torture me.
Teenagers are idiots moreso (see first observation).
Teenagers girls dress too provocatively.
5 Hour Energy is really popular.
Large women shouldn't wear revealing clothes.

DallasBlack wrote:

Here's a few observations from working in customer service:

People are idiots (as a whole, not necessarily individuals-same w/ the next 3).
People are annoying.
People are lazy.
People are selfish.
There are a LOT of ugly people.
Hot women are out to torture me.
Teenagers are idiots moreso (see first observation).
Teenagers girls dress too provocatively.
5 Hour Energy is really popular.
Large women shouldn't wear revealing clothes.

Hey DB, how do you maintain your jobs with your hair the way it is? I always had to have it in a poney tail and everytime it grew past my collar, management would make me cut it.

I agree with you on teenage girl dress, maybe if more people told their parents that there children look like prostitutes it would be different.

Stender wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:

Here's a few observations from working in customer service:

People are idiots (as a whole, not necessarily individuals-same w/ the next 3).
People are annoying.
People are lazy.
People are selfish.
There are a LOT of ugly people.
Hot women are out to torture me.
Teenagers are idiots moreso (see first observation).
Teenagers girls dress too provocatively.
5 Hour Energy is really popular.
Large women shouldn't wear revealing clothes.

Hey DB, how do you maintain your jobs with your hair the way it is? I always had to have it in a poney tail and everytime it grew past my collar, management would make me cut it.

I agree with you on teenage girl dress, maybe if more people told their parents that there children look like prostitutes it would be different.

I work in retail and as long as it's clean, they have no problem with it. Hopefully I can keep it when I become an auto mechanic (I don't THINK it will be a problem especially if I become a diesel tech.).

You're right about the teenage dress, as much as I try not to look, my eyes wonder (I don't stare, that'd be rude) and I imagine their dad catching me and getting in my face and telling him that if he didn't let his daughter dress like a slut it wouldn't happen.

Mountain Dew will be the death of me.

Mortuary wrote:

Mountain Dew will be the death of me.

My name is Talky Tina and I'm going to kill you.....

Mortuary wrote:

Mountain Dew will be the death of me.

me too

these guys probably suck.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/08/retardation/

Michael Jackson is dead. Bet you didn't here about that.