Bands with lyrics which make you feel completely embarrassed...

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1593 Age : 55

I just heard the new BLOODBOUND album and had to start this topic. Anyone else with similar experience?

Metal master Number of posts : 648 Age : 30

Jeeeesus Christ is the looooooover of your soooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuul
It's a great song, though.

Metal student Number of posts : 159 Age : 41

Just bought the re-issue of Fit for Fight by Witch Cross.

From Night Flight to Tokyo:
Do you want my loving Do you want it all
Can you take my loving can you take it all

From Face of a Clown:
He's having your body tonight
You'll take all he's got tonight

I could go on...

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

The winner:

Barren Cross, "Believe"

"Better than pot, JEEEEESUS ROOOOOOOOCKS!"

"Smoke on His love, beeeeeeee-lieeeeeeeeeve!"

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39

Dark Moor, worst Engrish this side of X-Japan and it NEVER gets better.

Metal master Number of posts : 992 Age : 45

Dangerous Toys. 3 words, "Sportin a Woody"

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About 60% of the albums I listened to in the 1980s. Laughing very hard

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1635 Age : 49

Post-Seasons Slayer. Not because of content, but because they read like a 12 year old wrote them.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

I get more embarrassed less by content than I do when it sounds like they wrote the thing in a minute. I cringe at overly rhyme-y stuff. I'll be happy if I never hear take/make/break rhymed together in lyrics again.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:: Dark Moor, worst Engrish this side of X-Japan and it NEVER gets better.

Worse than Sarcofago? From their pseudo-classic "Ready to F**k (All the B*tches)":

"I will lick you of the feets 'til the head
Making you fell torrential orgasms
She wasn't more virgin
Because was f**ked by Satan"

Laughing very hard

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Metal novice Number of posts : 25 Age : 56

"The Book of Heavy Metal" by Dream Evil

"Suck it and See" by Grim Reaper

Metal master Number of posts : 924 Age : 56

An indie cassette I have from the band Syngin, the song "Get Off My Hair"...

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

Hanoi Rocks "Don't You Ever Leave Me"

"And the sweet taste of your lips/and the sweet taste of your body/And the sweet taste of the lips between your legs"

I always think to my self "was that really necessary". Great song otherwise.

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jstate wrote:: Hanoi Rocks "Don't You Ever Leave Me"

"And the sweet taste of your lips/and the sweet taste of your body/And the sweet taste of the lips between your legs"

I always think to my self "was that really necessary". Great song otherwise.

Yes it was very necessary

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

S.D. wrote:: About 60% of the albums I listened to in the 1980s.

Yea, I'm starting to fall in that category too. Some of those glam/hair metal bands of the 80's just give me douche chills these days. Anything regarding riding rockets, pulling triggers, shooting love, etc.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1635 Age : 49

Metal student Number of posts : 167 Age : 35

SpectreFate wrote:

Ok, so every word in the lyrics is "death" or some type of phrase like "gonna die". It's not that bad though.

"Cathedral Spires" rules.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

SpectreFate wrote:

"Deeeeeeeeeee-capitaaaaaate! Waaaaaaaalk through Hell's gate!"

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Psychotron wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

Ok, so every word in the lyrics is "death" or some type of phrase like "gonna die". It's not that bad though.

"Cathedral Spires" rules.

Love "Cathedral Spires" and ....

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 48

S.D. wrote:: About 60% of the albums I listened to in the 1980s.

Same here. In the summer, I hit pause at stoplights. lol!

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1137 Age : 46

Lavatory Love Machine - Edguy

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine...
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?

Super catchy tune, horrible lyrics,

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

jettafiend wrote:: Lavatory Love Machine - Edguy

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine...
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?

Super catchy tune, horrible lyrics,

Good one. I enjoy singing the song but at the same time I'm ashamed to be repeating the lyrics. Also the last part of Robin Hood:

And Robin Hood can't find no one
Who would caress his Little John

And Two Out Of Seven:

In your eyes - in your mind
I'm two out of seven
In your eyes - in your life
I'm two out of seven
What the f*ck? Suck my c*ck!
I'm only a seven out of twelve
When I wank at the bank
I'm ten out of ten my friend

I actually enjoyed that album but those lyric lines were not needed and embarrassing. Hey Tobias! You're 35 years old, grow up!

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2998 Age : 55

I am still embarassed for all of humanity for anyone that listens to Guns n Roses or Ted Nugent.

Does that even count?

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1137 Age : 46

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:: I am still embarassed for all of humanity for anyone that listens to Guns n Roses or Ted Nugent.

Does that even count?

I enjoy the occasional Ted Nugent, and I don't find him to be nearly as crass as Lemmy. Love me like a Reptile...

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2998 Age : 55

jettafiend wrote:: Love me like a Reptile...

love me like a 14 year old...

just saying.

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