Lemmy's liner notes are priceless...

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from Sacrifice:

This is a very good album. Put it in your system and your girlfriend's clothes will fall off. Yes, friends, get a copy of Proto-rich, stainless, eco-friendly, asbestos free, non-toxic, harmless to pots, sincere, recyclable, individually wrapped "SACRIFICE", and hordes of huge naked women/men/goats will come round to your house and rub themselves all over you! In the nicest possible, non-role model, respectful way. One copy of stain-resistant "SACRIFICE" and you will increase your bust measurement by 2'' or your truss back. Good luck, and go lie down, quick.

Laughing very hard

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

...I really need to get this album.

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detuned wrote:: from Sacrifice:

This is a very good album. Put it in your system and your girlfriend's clothes will fall off. Yes, friends, get a copy of Proto-rich, stainless, eco-friendly, asbestos free, non-toxic, harmless to pots, sincere, recyclable, individually wrapped "SACRIFICE", and hordes of huge naked women/men/goats will come round to your house and rub themselves all over you! In the nicest possible, non-role model, respectful way. One copy of stain-resistant "SACRIFICE" and you will increase your bust measurement by 2'' or your truss back. Good luck, and go lie down, quick.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

I gotta go search for that thread will all the Lemmy quotes. He is damn funny!!!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

Lemmy is, was, and always will be "the man."

My fave Lemmy quote is how he described Motorhead many years ago: "It's so dirty that if we move in next door to you, your lawn will die."

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I don't have my copy handy (somewhere in a box), but I remember the liner notes to Orgasmatron said something like:

"Thanks for buying this album, we think it's pretty bloody good, if you don't like it, try to get your money back."

It also ended with "thank you from the bottom of our pond."

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3325 Age : 53

Fat Freddy wrote:: Lemmy is, was, and always will be "the man."

My fave Lemmy quote is how he described Motorhead many years ago: "It's so dirty that if we move in next door to you, your lawn will die."

In one of the many metal specials on VH1 within the last few years, Lemmy discussed the ridiculousness that "Heavy Metal" was somehow responsible for kids committing suicide. It's not verbatim, but Lemmy said something to the extent, "That if Heavy Metal music was the reason for kids committing suicide, then the streets would be lined with corpses".

God bless Lemmy, I couldn't have stated it any better.

One time I was watching Lemmy on Headbangers Ball way back in the day, and somehow Lemmy got on the subject of "Dirty Harry", and Lemmy called him "East Clintwood". When I heard him say that, I laughed my ass off. I love Lemmy; he's always good for a few laughs, and a lot of great music!

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

Schbopo wrote:: ...I really need to get this album.

yep, you really do. it's probably my favorite Motorhead.

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mc666 wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: ...I really need to get this album.

yep, you really do. it's probably my favorite Motorhead.

It's definitely very high on my list as well.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

Fat Freddy wrote:: Lemmy is, was, and always will be "the man."

My fave Lemmy quote is how he described Motorhead many years ago: "It's so dirty that if we move in next door to you, your lawn will die."

that 'bout wraps her up.

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From the "No Sleep At All" album, Lemmy's introduction to Killed By Death:

"This song was a big hit for us. I've got 50,000 copies of it at my house."

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