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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
|  Subject: The story of Bob  Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:57 pm | |
| I had a friend that took a belt, took a belt and hung himself
Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived
His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store
Only to find him dangling in the apartment where he lived
I had a friend who shaved his head
Put his Doctor Martins on
And drew such wondrous pictures in the apartment where he lived
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically
Oh, the conversations in the apartment where he lived
I had a friend that took a belt, took a belt and hung himself
Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived
Rock, she thought him spiteful; Ler, he thought him pitiful
Me, I've never been back to the apartment where he lived
Glad you came, glad you're here
Have some champagne, imported beer
Dig down in your dirt bag
And roll us out a spleef
Been erect here now for thirteen days
And I came to get relief
At Bob's Party Time
Peck my nose with cocaine
Feed my filthy hole
Bust out the dancin' women
I'm prone to lose control
And if by chance I fall down
And bust my head on the floor
Just wrap my wound in a porterhouse steak
And point me towards the shore
At Bob's Party Time
Last edited by Schbopo on Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:01 pm; edited 4 times in total (Reason for editing : messed up) | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:01 pm | |
| - Schbopo wrote:
- I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself
What's a blet? |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:02 pm | |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892
Age : 64
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:08 pm | |
| WTH?
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"The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:10 pm | |
| I tell ya what kiddo, you ever have a friend that REALLY hangs himself (I did)...and he hangs from a tree in the woods for a week before he's found...and after the birds have had at him...and you're holding his crying mother in your arms in front of a closed casket...
...it won't feel like much of a smurfin' party. |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:12 pm | |
| - detuned wrote:
- ...it won't feel like much of a smurfin' party.
It's just a song, jeez. | |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892
Age : 64
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:14 pm | |
| - Schbopo wrote:
- detuned wrote:
- ...it won't feel like much of a smurfin' party.
It's just a song, jeez. A song by whom?
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"The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:14 pm | |
| - tohostudios wrote:
- WTH?
It's song lyrics from Primus. The first part is called Bob, where he hangs himself and then he goes to heaven and relaxes in Bob's Party Time Lounge. | |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892
Age : 64
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:22 pm | |
| Ah...I don't like Primus so that explsins my confusion.
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"The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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skullsmasher
Metal master
Number of posts : 638
Age : 59
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:46 pm | |
| My brother in law hanged himself from the front porch last summer, broke his friggin' neck. 38 years old. My best friend (44) drank himself to death last May. This stuff is always cool...not. | |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:07 pm | |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:10 pm | |
| I was just trying to keep Bob's memory alive. | |
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Tall Tyrion
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 3367
Age : 56
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:35 pm | |
| I love Primus, and I don't blame you at all for posting the lyrics to one of their songs, but I gotta say, this post has really brought my mood down in a hurry tonight.  | |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:38 pm | |
| Yeah, me too......I think I'm gonna go listen to The Cure. | |
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Tall Tyrion
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 3367
Age : 56
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:39 pm | |
| Don't do that, it'll only make things worse!  | |
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thejokeriv
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:54 pm | |
| - Tall Tyrion wrote:
- I love Primus, and I don't blame you at all for posting the lyrics to one of their songs, but I gotta say, this post has really brought my mood down in a hurry tonight.
Me too - had a suidice by hanging in my family, not something I want to read about | |
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skullsmasher
Metal master
Number of posts : 638
Age : 59
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:07 pm | |
| Sorry folks, didn't mean to jump in with a downer post but I have had a year that I hope never repeats itself and this thread just brought up some bad memories.
Didn't mean to rain on anyone's day | |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: The story of Bob Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:14 pm | |
| Blame Les Claypool, he wrote it. | |
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