The Rapture will take place on May 21, 2011...

I'm just hoping Nicole will come back and enlighten us some more. I don't feel like I could ever understand the Scriptures without reading more of her ranting posts in all caps.

Tall Tyrion wrote:

I'm just hoping Nicole will come back and enlighten us some more. I don't feel like I could ever understand the Scriptures without reading more of her ranting posts in all caps.

Much like many Bibles which feature the words of Jesus in red, the Truth is actually required by God to be put in all caps on internet forums.

nicole7 wrote:

AS FAR AS JESUS COMING LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT AND THEREFORE WE CANT KNOW NOR LOOK FOR THE TIME AND DATE HE WILL COME YOU ARE WRONG ..........1 THESSALONIANS CHAP 5 VERSES 2 TO 7 WARN US IF WE WAIT FOR CHRIST TO COME AS A THIEF IN THE NIGHT HE WILL COME TO KILL YOU,INSTEAD IT TELLS US TO READ THE BIBLE AND FIND THE ANSWER BECAUSE IF JESUS FINDS YOU IN THE BIBLE YOU WILL BE SAVED Now, brothers and sisters, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, ² for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. ³ While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.
⁴ But you, brothers and sisters, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief. ⁵ You are all children of the light and children of the day. We do not belong to the night or to the darkness. ⁶ So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. ⁷ For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. ⁸ But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet. ⁹ For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ. ¹⁰ He died for us so that, whether we are awake or asleep, we may live together with him. ¹¹ Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing. ..............YOU SEE THE ENTIRE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY GOD AND THERE ARE NO ERRORS,ONE THING MIGHT HELP YOU OUT,THE BIBLE STATES IN THE END TIMES ALL CHURCHES WILL BE RUN BY SATAN,THAT EXSPLAINS ALL THE BAD PRIEST,merry MINISTERS,AND WOMEN IN POWER,THE BIBLE WARNED US ABOUT THESE THINGS AND THERE HAPPENING NOW...........IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY YOUR WELCOME TO JOIN ME IN STUDYING THE BIBLE,I AM JUST LEARNING THE RIGHT WAY MYSELF,I HAVE READ PASSAGES THAT FOR YEARS I THOUGHT MEANT NOTHING BUT NOW HAVE A MEANING AND THERES BIG CHANGES IN BELIEF RD1064@AOL.COM

Um....what? Yea, thanks, that was reeeeeal enlightening. Not.

Oh and by the way...TURN YOUR DAMN CAPS LOCK OFF!!!!

THOU SHALT BURN IN THE FIRE OF HELL FOR DARING TO SUGGEST THAT ALL CAPS IS NOT THE WORD OF THE LORD, FAT FREDDY!

Where did she go?

thrasher73 wrote:

Where did she go?

More like "where did she come from?" Was she just trolling around the Net looking for Rapture topics and decided to pop in and give us her wisdom??

On the other hand, how cool is it that we now have a 64 year old Metal Novice on the board??

thrasher73 wrote:

Where did she go?

She's off picketing a metal concert somewhere...or just bible thumping someone into submission.

FF nailed it. I think some people just type "Rapture" or "Heavy Metal" into Google search and then find places to spew.

I always feel adrenalized AFTER BEING SCREAMED AT!!

scottmitchell74 wrote:

FF nailed it.

Of course I nailed it. I'm not just a Bad Ass, I am also an astute observer of the Human Condition.

Were any of you around at the CMR when we had Nathaniel P.Robbins there. He could make Nicole look like she just picked up the Bible for the first time in her life. Ask Trog, he can tell you. He and Nathaniel are best friends. (Bob runs and ducks from flying daggers Trog just hurled)

Seriously, I am in the pre-trib rapture camp. I think the world could very well be ramping up for the rapture, but then we thought that back in the '60's and early '70's as well. No one knows.

I love this part:

Quote :

THE BIBLE STATES IN THE END TIMES ALL CHURCHES WILL BE RUN BY
SATAN,THAT EXSPLAINS ALL THE BAD PRIEST,merry MINISTERS,AND WOMEN IN
POWER,

So lemme get this straight... the new Priest album (which isn't necessarily bad I guess, just not great) and the nomination of Sarah Palin are signs of the Apocalypse? Darn that Satan!!

Fat Freddy wrote:

So lemme get this straight... the new Priest album (which isn't necessarily bad I guess, just not great) and the nomination of Sarah Palin are signs of the Apocalypse? Darn that Satan!!

Am I the only one here that does not know what "The Rapture" is?

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Am I the only one here that does not know what "The Rapture" is?

No,you're not

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Am I the only one here that does not know what "The Rapture" is?

There's a Wiki link somewhere in this thread that explains the whole ball 'o' wax...

Will I need a ticket? And Nicole wherever you are will be my steady on May 21, 2011? I would hate to taken in the Rapture without a date, plus you sound like so much fun !!!!!

Looks like I miss a lot in five days. The time of the Lord's return is really not important. For Christians the only thing we need to know is that he is returning. That is our promise and our hope. Whether it is pre-Millenium, post millenium, etc. matters not one bit.

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Am I the only one here that does not know what "The Rapture" is?

Don't worry about it.

http://www.myocn.net/index.php/200905291729/Beyond-the-Veil/The-Rapture-An-Invention-of-Man.html

nicole7 wrote:

AS FAR AS JESUS COMING LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT AND THEREFORE WE CANT KNOW NOR LOOK FOR THE TIME AND DATE HE WILL COME YOU ARE WRONG ..........1 THESSALONIANS CHAP 5 VERSES 2 TO 7 WARN US IF WE WAIT FOR CHRIST TO COME AS A THIEF IN THE NIGHT HE WILL COME TO KILL YOU,INSTEAD IT TELLS US TO READ THE BIBLE AND FIND THE ANSWER BECAUSE IF JESUS FINDS YOU IN THE BIBLE YOU WILL BE SAVED Now, brothers and sisters, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, ² for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. ³ While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.
⁴ But you, brothers and sisters, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief. ⁵ You are all children of the light and children of the day. We do not belong to the night or to the darkness. ⁶ So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. ⁷ For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. ⁸ But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet. ⁹ For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ. ¹⁰ He died for us so that, whether we are awake or asleep, we may live together with him. ¹¹ Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing. ..............YOU SEE THE ENTIRE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY GOD AND THERE ARE NO ERRORS,ONE THING MIGHT HELP YOU OUT,THE BIBLE STATES IN THE END TIMES ALL CHURCHES WILL BE RUN BY SATAN,THAT EXSPLAINS ALL THE BAD PRIEST,merry MINISTERS,AND WOMEN IN POWER,THE BIBLE WARNED US ABOUT THESE THINGS AND THERE HAPPENING NOW...........IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY YOUR WELCOME TO JOIN ME IN STUDYING THE BIBLE,I AM JUST LEARNING THE RIGHT WAY MYSELF,I HAVE READ PASSAGES THAT FOR YEARS I THOUGHT MEANT NOTHING BUT NOW HAVE A MEANING AND THERES BIG CHANGES IN BELIEF

This was classic. Soooooo random!!!!

Still waiting for more wisdom from "nicole7." Where ya at, Nikki? (drums fingers on tabletop)

*topic beaten into ground* - thread closed