The Rapture will take place on May 21, 2011...

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what is the rapture?

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TheGooch wrote:: what is the rapture?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

nOOb master Number of posts : 4429 Age : 35

i guess that answers the question. cant see it happening though

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TheGooch wrote:: i guess that answers the question. cant see it happening though

Unbeliever!
He's a witch! BURN HIM! BURN HIM I SAY!!

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"'ow do you know he's a witch?"

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tohostudios wrote:: "'ow do you know he's a witch?"

"'E turned me into a newt!"

(pause)

"I got better."

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"The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Does this thread (doesn't matter if you believe in the rapture or not) make you want to listen to Thief In The Night by Barren Cross?

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Fat Freddy wrote:

tohostudios wrote:: "'ow do you know he's a witch?"

"'E turned me into a newt!"

(pause)

"I got better."

Priceless! I love that movie.. gotta watch it again sometime

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ThrashedOutCobra33 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

tohostudios wrote:: "'ow do you know he's a witch?"

"'E turned me into a newt!"

(pause)

"I got better."

Priceless! I love that movie.. gotta watch it again sometime

I have the entire witch scene memorized. "If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood." "And therefore....?" long pause "...A witch!"

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troublezone wrote:: I guess they want to rewrite the bible because it clearly says no one knows the day or hour.

Amen to that. Very Happy

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I'm building a bomb shelter in my backyard!

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The rapture takes place when we drink the poisoned Cool-Aid and the mother ship returns to collect us. Not before, not after.

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I'm still willing to care for y'alls cd's.

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emptytomb1 wrote:: I'm still willing to care for y'alls cd's.

Planning to be "left behind"?

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to be "left behind" after the Rapture, because he wants to roundhouse kick the Antichrist in the face.

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Quote :: Planning to be "left behind"?

Nooooo, just think the date may be wrong. I'm just trying to help here.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: Chuck Norris has volunteered to be "left behind" after the Rapture, because he wants to roundhouse kick the Antichrist in the face.

LOL! it may be several kicks, such as the Movie "Silent Rage".

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2GunBlade wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Chuck Norris has volunteered to be "left behind" after the Rapture, because he wants to roundhouse kick the Antichrist in the face.

LOL! it may be several kicks, such as the Movie "Silent Rage".

Of course. And the kicks will be in slow motion from several different angles, just like on "Walker Texas Ranger" Laughing

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Quote :: LOL! it may be several kicks, such as the Movie "Silent Rage".

One of my favorites!! Ultra-underrated. The crazy guy did a good job of acting totally crazy.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: [
Of course. And the kicks will be in slow motion from several different angles, just like on "Walker Texas Ranger"

And then will Chuck jump out of a helicopter on him?

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then everyone should get saved may 20, and all is well.

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Just as he did in MIA, yep. lol!

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AS FAR AS JESUS COMING LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT AND THEREFORE WE CANT KNOW NOR LOOK FOR THE TIME AND DATE HE WILL COME YOU ARE WRONG ..........1 THESSALONIANS CHAP 5 VERSES 2 TO 7 WARN US IF WE WAIT FOR CHRIST TO COME AS A THIEF IN THE NIGHT HE WILL COME TO KILL YOU,INSTEAD IT TELLS US TO READ THE BIBLE AND FIND THE ANSWER BECAUSE IF JESUS FINDS YOU IN THE BIBLE YOU WILL BE SAVED Now, brothers and sisters, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, ² for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. ³ While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.
⁴ But you, brothers and sisters, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief. ⁵ You are all children of the light and children of the day. We do not belong to the night or to the darkness. ⁶ So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. ⁷ For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. ⁸ But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet. ⁹ For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ. ¹⁰ He died for us so that, whether we are awake or asleep, we may live together with him. ¹¹ Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing. ..............YOU SEE THE ENTIRE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY GOD AND THERE ARE NO ERRORS,ONE THING MIGHT HELP YOU OUT,THE BIBLE STATES IN THE END TIMES ALL CHURCHES WILL BE RUN BY SATAN,THAT EXSPLAINS ALL THE BAD PRIEST,merry MINISTERS,AND WOMEN IN POWER,THE BIBLE WARNED US ABOUT THESE THINGS AND THERE HAPPENING NOW...........IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY YOUR WELCOME TO JOIN ME IN STUDYING THE BIBLE,I AM JUST LEARNING THE RIGHT WAY MYSELF,I HAVE READ PASSAGES THAT FOR YEARS I THOUGHT MEANT NOTHING BUT NOW HAVE A MEANING AND THERES BIG CHANGES IN BELIEF RD1064@AOL.COM

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I'm looking to more posts like that last one. So enlightening and just darn fun!

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