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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37975 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:36 pm | |
| - scottmitchell74 wrote:
- I'm a Christian and Touched By An Angel raised bile in my throat. Too silly and hoaky.
What about Michael Landon's "Highway to Heaven?" Oy. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:39 pm | |
| Easy now...Bibleman is watching you... |
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| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:39 pm | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37975 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:40 pm | |
| - spectrefate wrote:
- Easy now...Bibleman is watching you...
Oh please. That's just Willie Aames from "Charles in Charge" under there for cryin' out loud. I could totally take that guy. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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spiritoradio Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1510 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:34 pm | |
| I love the Conan O'Brien Walker Lever. Hilarious | |
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:09 pm | |
| Never been a fan of Chuck Norris, this TV show is one of the worst Ive ever seen to date. Id rather watch Matlock *gasp* | |
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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts : 9052 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:19 pm | |
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- What about Michael Landon's "Highway to Heaven?" Oy.
See, I liked that show - as goofy as it was. But I was a kid when it came out. No bile. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:24 pm | |
| I found It funny.... (so bad It's good!) |
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Orion Crystal Ice Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:26 pm | |
| I have redneck 'extended relatives' who loudly sing the 'Walker' theme song when it comes on..please, imagine that. | |
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stevegarveyfan Metal master
Number of posts : 613 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:08 am | |
| I loved the show when it came out. I pretty much made it a point to be home at 9 pm Saturday night (I think that was when it aired). I STILL like that show, though I am not addicted anymore. I watch an episode every few months on Hallmark Channel during dinner.
Yes, it's hokey as anything, but hokey doesn't always mean bad. In this case, I thought it was hokey good. No bile whatsoever, except when they did those new age Indian forefather, eagle flying in the sky scenes. That was bad hokey.
Ah reckon Ah'm the only feller on this here board whut still likes the show. | |
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the sentinel Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Ranger, Texas Walker (or whatever it's called) Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:02 pm | |
| Chuck's movies (The Octagon, Missing in Action, Invasion USA, Delta Force, Hero and the Terror, Code of Silence) are good for some "mindless indulgence/ guilty pleasure" (like Van Damme or Seagal) when you are lounging on the couch on a weekend afternoon gearing up for the nightlife. But not the tv show. No!! | |
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