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PostSubject: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 11:40 pm

Well, I was surfing the net this afternoon after work and got bored. So, of course, my mind (and address bar) went to some... adult-themed sites. Well, I was also really tired and laid down on the bed for "just a minute" after petting our cat, but ended up sleeping for about about an hour or so and woke up to the sound of my fiancee pounding on the door for me to let her into the apartment. So, in a daze, I got up, let her in and went back to the bedroom for my nap.

A minute or so later...

Fiancee (yelling from the living room): "WHAT AM I LOOKING AT ?!"
Me (from the bedroom): "Huh?"
Fiancee: "Why are there busty women on the computer ?!"
Me (groggy and stupid enough to think this would satisfy her quest for information and close the case): "I don't know!"
Fiancee: "Yeah right, you were looking at porn!"
Me: "... Embarassed" & angry at myself for falling asleep and forgetting to close the browser


Honestly, it was a video of some sort, but I have no recollection of what it was she would've seen and that's the scary part. Neutral Then I got "the talk" about how she doesn't like me looking at it and then I had to "make it up" by buying her dinner. Sheesh. I could slap myself for being so careless! SIX YEARS of porn sneaking and now I've ruined my reputation.

I told her, "It could be worse, it could've been a bunch of guys on the screen or an actual girl in the apartment". That didn't go over so well either.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 11:49 pm

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I told her, "It could be worse, it could've been
a bunch of guys on the screen or an actual girl in the apartment". That
didn't go over so well either.

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeThu Jul 10, 2008 11:59 pm

People seem to walk by my door at work everytime you guys post questionable pictures. The birthday hat girl, or the He Man thing, for example.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 12:34 am

at least she didn't catch you spanking it

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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 12:49 am

mc666 wrote:
at least she didn't catch you spanking it


D'oh! Feel my pain! Spanking
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 8:30 am

SAHB Healer wrote:
People seem to walk by my door at work everytime you guys post questionable pictures. The birthday hat girl, or the He Man thing, for example.

I'm glad to see I'm finally making a mark on this world. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 8:39 am

MC666 speaks the greatest truth!
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 9:47 am

mc666 wrote:
at least she didn't catch you spanking it

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 12:17 pm

mc666 wrote:
at least she didn't catch you spanking it

Gives a whole new meaning to shock the monkey if that happens
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 12:17 pm

SAHB Healer wrote:
People seem to walk by my door at work everytime you guys post questionable pictures. The birthday hat girl, or the He Man thing, for example.


You're Welcome Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 2:12 pm

scratch
You're watching porn whilst feeling up your cat?? Shocked

affraid

fainting

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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 7:29 pm

mc666 wrote:
at least she didn't catch you spanking it

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 7:34 pm

Why doesn't she have a key to the apartment?
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 11:00 pm

I feel your pain, dude. Same thing happened with my mom.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeFri Jul 11, 2008 11:03 pm

Schbopo wrote:
I feel your pain, dude. Same thing happened with my mom.

Damn you walked in on your mom "massaging" herself? My condolences!
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeSat Jul 12, 2008 12:14 am

kmorg wrote:
scratch
You're watching porn whilst feeling up your cat?? Shocked

affraid

fainting

I knew I should've left OUT that detail. lol!

troublezone wrote:
Why doesn't she have a key to the apartment?

She's lazy and always expects me to unlock it for her.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeSat Jul 12, 2008 1:12 am

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Schbopo wrote:
I feel your pain, dude. Same thing happened with my mom.


Damn you walked in on your mom "massaging" herself? My condolences!

Almost peed myself on that one.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeSat Jul 12, 2008 3:03 am

spectrefate wrote:
Damn you walked in on your mom "massaging" herself? My condolences!

Not quite...
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 13, 2008 12:25 am

Dump her.


Porn never:

Talks back; burns dinner; has a headache or is too tired; wants to talk; feels needy; has a time of the month; puts the seat down; has a mother (in law); asks you for money; gets jealous; listens to pop music...you see where I am going here?









I was just having fun. I wish you luck, mate. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 13, 2008 12:34 am

the sentinel wrote:

I was just having fun. I wish you luck, mate. Smile

Eh, she's over it. Hasn't been mentioned since. Just an embarrassing moment where I was kicking myself for being so careless! I figured the rest of you guys would get a kick out of it and possibly had similar situations.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 13, 2008 10:48 pm

Oh, I have definately been there, bro. I was single for a long time before I met my last girlfriend. So, I would occasionally mess around on the net. I never brought it up, but my best friends ex wife brought it up to her one day (for no reason other than to be smurfhole) and my girl came storming into my house at 11 pm on a Sunday night and wanted to search my computer. She did, and found nothing. But we had to talk about it anyway! Can't believe I put up with her for almost 3 years. Ah, well. Live and learn. Peace.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 14, 2008 3:49 am

ALT+TAB
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 14, 2008 6:59 pm

EvyMetal wrote:
ALT+TAB

Yeah, if I was actually AWAKE and at my computer, no way I would've been caught. I was just stupid enough not to close the browser at all and leave it up on the screen. angry
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 14, 2008 9:50 pm

EvyMetal wrote:
ALT+TAB

I don't understand.
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PostSubject: Re: D'oh! Feel my pain!   D'oh! Feel my pain! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 14, 2008 10:03 pm

the sentinel wrote:
EvyMetal wrote:
ALT+TAB

I don't understand.
it minimizes the window

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