Bum(frag), Egypt

Ever wonder where certain turns of phrase come from?

I oft wonder when is the butt crack of dawn? My watch goes by numbers.

Where exactly is Bumfuck, Egypt? I can't find it anywhere on a map.

How does something you don't know suddenly beat the hell out of you?

Are you as perplexed as me, and do you know any others?

The basic F.U. has always puzzled me. Is that an invitation? Or is it a question about the person's activities?

And adding the "and the horse you rode in on" really makes it confusing. And why bother insulting the horse?

Rode hard and put up wet (some more horse talk)

Well I'll be.......

What in tarnation??

The one that's always bugged me is when someone says "it's cold as hell out there."

...I was under the impression that Hell never got cold???

The "cold" reminded me of another one.

Colder than a witch's tit

"No sire bob."

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The one that's always bugged me is when someone says "it's cold as hell out there."

...I was under the impression that Hell never got cold???

Well in Dante's Inferno, the seventh circle of hell is a frozen wasteland.

DallasBlack wrote:

Well in Dante's Inferno, the seventh circle of hell is a frozen wasteland.

My wife and I refer to that as "Cleveland".

spectrefate wrote:

My wife and I refer to that as "Cleveland".

It's actually Detroit, but you're close.

DallasBlack wrote:

Well in Dante's Inferno, the seventh circle of hell is a frozen wasteland.

I've been to Wisconsin in the wintertime, which sounds a lot like that.

"got me by the b a double hockey sticks"

Someone help thejoker out and use visuals.

I always wonder about, leapin' lizards.

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My wife and I refer to that as "Cleveland".

So I went from one of Dante's circles to another?




Pet Peeve ones:

For Heaven Sakes (It's Heaven's Sake people!!!)

I could care less.

I hate this!!! Does this mean there's more caring to do???

I couldn't care less. Ah, that's better.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

I could care less.

I hate this!!! Does this mean there's more caring to do???

I couldn't care less. Ah, that's better.

That one's always bugged me too.

Back to the F bomb. How does a sentence like "Stay the F off my property!" make any F'n sense at all????

Or...

"Throw me the F'n ball!"

Dude, if that ball is engaging in coitus, you can keep it.

I am actually laughing and saying it in my head. It makes no sense!

I don't F#*@ing guess!

And not to be disrespectful but, Jesus H Christ, never made sense to me. Is there something I missed?

Yeah, what's the "H" stand for?

Harold.

Mystery solved, let's move on.

As for the F bomb ones, how about: go take a flying f**k?

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Harold.

Mystery solved, let's move on.

You are my hero.

emptytomb1 wrote:

As for the F bomb ones, how about: go take a flying f**k?

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Harold.

Mystery solved, let's move on.

You are my hero.

Maybe that's a reference to the Mile High Club?

"It was in the last place I looked"

No smurf poo.

I've never liked that one.

Last few = great!

Holy Moley!
Backwoods Alabama
The Runs
If it were a snake it would have bit me
Left me with blue ba..s
we really screw the pooch on that one