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MetalRob331
Dinky Do
Number of posts : 4830
Age : 43
|  Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke  Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:01 am | |
| Chuck Norris walks around with weights on his feet, because if he takes them off he floats away. | |
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| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:45 pm | |
| - caniplaywithmadness? wrote:
- chuck norris went to the virgin islands yesterday. now they're just called the islands
Seriously, that could be the best Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard. |
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EvyMetal
Baron Von 40oz.
Number of posts : 4386
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:23 am | |
| - MetalRob331 wrote:
- Chuck Norris walks around with weights on his feet, because if he takes them off he floats away.
HOW DOES THIS MAKE CHUCK NORRIS A BADA$$??!?!?!?? | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37869
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris does not have to style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris does not have to take showers. When he gets dirty he simply points to himself and shouts, "CLEAN!"
On the first day, God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say PLEASE!"
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the sentinel
Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:02 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book until it gives up the information he wants! | |
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Hamer12
Metal master
Number of posts : 828
Age : 51
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:54 pm | |
| When Chuck Norris takes a dump, he does'nt have to wipe, the Poo is scared to stick to him. | |
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Vordul
Metal graduate
Number of posts : 322
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:19 am | |
| if anyone starts a VIN DIESEL thread like this i'm gonna personally resurrect Mr C Heston and tell him supersoakers have replaced uzis and mack 10s on the streets of the US!  | |
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the sentinel
Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:21 pm | |
| When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not b/c he's merry, it's b/c he used up all the women!!!  | |
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the sentinel
Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: your best Chuck Norris joke Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| - get_the_firehouse wrote:
- caniplaywithmadness? wrote:
- chuck norris went to the virgin islands yesterday. now they're just called the islands
Seriously, that could be the best Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard. I second that!!! | |
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