Misheard lyrics

Haha, this is always fun.

A couple of Def Leppard ones

Let's Get Rocked
Actual lyric: I'm your average, ordinary everyday dude / Drivin' with my baby, to get her in the mood.

Misheard lyric: I'm your average, ordinary everyday dude / Drivin' with my baby, together in the nude.

Action! Not Words
Actual lyric: Shock me / make it electric / shock me / make it last.
Misheard lyric: F*ck me / make it electric / f*ck me / make it last.

Required Fields wrote:

Slayer - Angel of Death
Actual lyrics: Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Misheard lyrics: Mocking the kingdom of the dead

I always thought it was "Monitorer of the kingdom of the dead". Me and some friends may be doing this one for the talent show at school pretty soon.

tohostudios wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

You've probably seen this before but I still think it's hilarious.

It is very funny, I remember to see another like this one before, I'll try to get it

In the song I am leaving you, I misheard almost the whole song
I use to think it said
"I can't sing", "you shouldn't feel so good",
"????????? until I come back ????"

It is: "I can't stay". "you souldn't feel so blue ", "keep me in your mind until I come back to you "

Lizzy Borden - Den of Thieves


Here's what I hear...

"We're the dealers, we'll steal your soul
Don't get too close, on with the show
I'm your host here; oblivion, i'm full of sin and chef's salad"


You owe it to yourself to listen to that.

Metallica - "Battery"

Actual lyric: Powerhouse of energy
What it sounded like to me: Power of the manatee

*was all the more funny because I have a friend who's ex-girlfriend we nicknamed the manatee (long story how it came to be)

One from junior high, we argued this endlessly.

Pilot- Magic

"Whoa, whoa, whoa it's my dick, you know, never believe it's not so."

Just shows you where our minds were at I guess.

Loudness - Shadows of War (a.k.a. Ashes in the Sky)
Actual lyrics: Never talk to guardian angels
Misheard lyrics: They were taunted by the ninjas

Roy Orbison/VH-Pretty Woman

actual lyric-pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
misheard lyric-pretty woman, want some potted meat?

Kiss - God of Thunder

Actual lyric: The spell your under

Mis-heard lyric: I'll smell your heartburn

My son would be singing that in his room when he was five years old. He was convinced that it was heartburn. I think of that every time I hear that song now.

Years ago I was driving with a few of my friends and we were listening to the first Dangerous Toys album. About halfway thru the song "Feels Like A Hammer," one of the guys piped up "What the f*ck is this guy saying? Feels like a Hemorrhoid?" -- I laughed so hard I damn near drove off the road. That song has been totally ruined for me ever since that day, every time I listen to that DT album and that song comes on I still sing the "wrong" version.

From Alice In Chains' "Bleed the Freak"

Correct lyric: "These stand for me..."

Misheard lyric: "Cheese steak for me..."

Onslaught - Blood Upon the Ice
Actual lyrics: Does the madman plead insane
Misheard lyrics: Just a madman deep inside

Candlemass - Dark Reflections
Actual lyrics: The demons of fear tearing my sad soul apart
Misheard lyrics: Demons of fear tearing my a$$hole apart

spectrefate wrote:

Lizzy Borden - Den of Thieves


Here's what I hear...

"We're the dealers, we'll steal your soul
Don't get too close, on with the show
I'm your host here; oblivion, i'm full of sin and chef's salad"


You owe it to yourself to listen to that.

Oh man, that is spot on.

Finally someone listened to it.

It was worth the wait too, I'll bet. That HAS to be what he's saying.

Razor - Speed Merchants
Actual lyrics: Speed merchants, we sweat and go insane
Misheard lyrics: Speed merchants, speed merchants, go with Satan!

megadeth-sweating bullets most people have no idea what he says at the end of the first verse. At least alot of my friends.

Actual Lyrics:Nice Story Tell It To Readers Digest
Misheard Lyrics:l;akdsfjailsghjlakgjdoisflkgjoghgk

Overthrow - Abduction of Life
Actual lyrics: Catatonic, alcoholic
Misheard lyrics: Damaged mind, alcoholic

Slayer - Piece by Piece

"no emo smurf poo, thrash is all i need!"

what it really says

"No emotion, flesh is all i need"

oops

i liked it better before i checked the lyrics

yeah that misheard I think is cooler

For years I thought ELO's, "Don't Bring Me Down" had the word Bruce until I went to songlyrics.com and found out it was the German word "Groos". It is supposedly an old Tuetonic word meaning hello. But, everytime I hear it, I still sing Bruce! Peace.

Megadeth - Holy Wars
Actual Lyrics: Next thing you know they'll take my thoughts away.
Misheard Lyrics: Next thing you know he'll take my balls away.

the sentinel wrote:

For years I thought ELO's, "Don't Bring Me Down"
had the word Bruce until I went to songlyrics.com and found out it was
the German word "Groos". It is supposedly an old Tuetonic word meaning
hello. But, everytime I hear it, I still sing Bruce! Peace.

I always sing it "Bruce" as well.