Not only does it rhyme with "rock"...

Tall Tyrion wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

How about squeezing his lemon till the juice runs down his leg? Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

That was originally Robert Johnson's line.

Oh, sure. Leave to "The Man" to blame it on a poor black blues singer.

For a real shameless one, how about Pantera's "Ride My Rocket"?

"ride my rocket wear me out ride my rocket make me twist and shout ride my rocket give me all of your love ride my rocket I just can't get enough."

There's actually 3 or 4 songs on Metal Magic that are probably that bad now that I'm thinking about it.

Tall Tyrion wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

How about squeezing his lemon till the juice runs down his leg? Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

That was originally Robert Johnson's line.

Although RJ may have borrowed them too, according to Wikipedia:

Quote :

parts of Johnson's "Travelling Riverside Blues" are used as lyrics in Led Zeppelin's "The Lemon Song", namely the "squeeze my lemon" sequence. It is likely that Johnson borrowed this himself, from a song recorded in the same year (1937) called "She Squeezed My Lemon".

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

TrogDawn wrote:

"Let me cut your cake with my knife" - from the song "Let Me Put My Love Into You" by AC/DC

And probably one of the best examples of poorly done double-entendre in the entire history of rock. Brian Johnson just couldn't pull it off the way Bon Scott did.

Yes, but what about his ode to oral sex, Giving The Dog A Bone, that one came across slightly better

When I was younger, still living at home, I was listening to this song and when they repeat the phrase "Giving the dog a bone" over and over, my mom walked by my room and said "For Pete's sake, give the dog a bone and shut up about it!" Neither one of us got the inuendo at the time, but when I look back on it now, I can't help but laugh. And I'm pretty sure my mom still wouldn't get the joke.

Too funny

As much as we post about KISS on this board, there is one song no one has mentioned (and since I just saw Ace and his new tour is named after this song) -

Rocket Ride

I had no idea what Ace was talking about when I first picked up Alive 2 (of couse, I was just 8 years old)

Judas Priest - Jawbreaker

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

TrogDawn wrote:

"Let me cut your cake with my knife" - from the song "Let Me Put My Love Into You" by AC/DC

And probably one of the best examples of poorly done double-entendre in the entire history of rock. Brian Johnson just couldn't pull it off the way Bon Scott did.

Yes, but what about his ode to oral sex, Giving The Dog A Bone, that one came across slightly better

When I was younger, still living at home, I was listening to this song and when they repeat the phrase "Giving the dog a bone" over and over, my mom walked by my room and said "For Pete's sake, give the dog a bone and shut up about it!" Neither one of us got the inuendo at the time, but when I look back on it now, I can't help but laugh. And I'm pretty sure my mom still wouldn't get the joke.

Don't feel bad, Brian Johnson's mom doesn't get that joke either. I read an interview with him years ago where he said most of the double-entendres in AC/DC's lyrics went straight over her head. He sez he overheard her on the phone with someone saying "Oh my son Brian, he just loves animals. He just wrote a song about a dog..." He was going to correct her but then thought "Er, never mind."

N.W.A. - Just Don't Bite It

Weiners!

Sorry if i offended anyone. I got these from an old thread about gross album art.

Goblin Cock? What the-