I Was Banned From Blabbermouth!

What do you have against Keith Bergman? I always laugh my ass off at his CD reviews. I rarely (if ever) agree with him, but they're always a funny read.

congratulations on a fine acheivement eyesore

I have to say that I almost pissed myself with laughter when I saw the title thread.

Congrats dude, I know you have tried your best for quite sometime now to get banned.

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One step closer to having Eysore posting here, exclusively!

sooooo many people trash Bergman (& many of the other critics), some very cruely. i'd like to know what was said that he took such issue with as to ban you out of all the other blabberkids.

come on, post it here... this forum will "smurf poo" out all of the obscenities.

Holy Smurf I had no smurfing idea that it would take out all the smurfing curse words! Smurf yeah, mothersmurfers!

Fat Freddy wrote:

What do you have against Keith Bergman? I always laugh my ass off at his CD reviews. I rarely (if ever) agree with him, but they're always a funny read.

I love to support music. I don't see any upside to bashing bands. This is why I don't get along with young people online, because internet cowardice gives them a soapbox to talk nonsense that they would never talk in real life. It irks me even more when adults do it, especially when they're supposed to be professional "journalists."

I haven't disliked all of Turdman's reviews, but far too many of them just have too many blatant lies. Maybe it's him doing it on purpose, or maybe he's just ignorant. But the bottom line is that he doesn't care one way or the other. I can't remember the review, but this dude had SEVEN things in his review that were simply 100% false. I mentioned this numerous times and he never changed these things, he just posted sarcastic replies like all the other teenage dickpimples that post there.

Everyone makes mistakes from time to time when reviewing albums. I once said the dude in Tacere was a hotty by mistake. I meant to put the female vocalists name, but I screwed that up! Haha. I changed it, though! Why can't someone change a review? If they had a little pride in their work, a little bit of passion for the music they're supposed to be supporting, they'd make sure their reviews were airtight. But people like Turdman don't give a crap. That's why I dislike him. He's a turd.

mc666 wrote:

sooooo many people trash Bergman (& many of the other critics), some very cruely. i'd like to know what was said that he took such issue with as to ban you out of all the other blabberkids.

come on, post it here... this forum will "smurf poo" out all of the obscenities.

I wish I knew. All my replies are gone. Haha. He was definitely the last person I insulted, though. If you call Keith Turdman and insult, I guess.

I was banned at the Sanctuary board for calling out a neo-nazi that they placate there!

I was banned from Blabbermouth too for some reason, and some other site
called Metal Pwns all, but they were a bunch of assholes anyway...

Sacrifice wrote:

I was banned from Blabbermouth too for some reason, and some other site
called Metal Pwns all, but they were a bunch of assholes anyway...

Metal Pwns All? Hahaha. That is so retarded it's awesome!

I never got banned from the Hellride Music forums, for some odd reason. Not a single person there likes me. In fact, I actually believe quite a few of them would murder me, eat my organs, and then jack off on my corpse.

And all because I like The Sword.

Eyesore wrote:

Sacrifice wrote:

I was banned from Blabbermouth too for some reason, and some other site
called Metal Pwns all, but they were a bunch of assholes anyway...

Metal Pwns All? Hahaha. That is so retarded it's awesome!

I
never got banned from the Hellride Music forums, for some odd reason.
Not a single person there likes me. In fact, I actually believe quite a
few of them would murder me, eat my organs, and then jack off on my
corpse.

And all because I like The Sword.

There's nothing wrong with The Sword!
Ahh..people suck.

I was banned from the gamefaqs msg board for talking crap to the sole piece of vagina that contributed there. she was a rude smurfette that needed a big lashing. apparently the mods didn't appreciate my lashing :/