No, it's not a new band... It's a Kung Fu technique taught by a Chinese master, whose students develop Balls Of Steel!!
All I can say is "yikes."
"Iron Crotch" would be an awesome band name, though.
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:56 am
I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.
exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:41 am
007 wrote:
I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.
after Galactic Empire I was expecting the same!
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:54 am
007 wrote:
I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.
If I ever form a band, I am hereby officially claiming the "Iron Crotch" name!!
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:00 am
Fat Freddy wrote:
007 wrote:
I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.
If I ever form a band, I am hereby officially claiming the "Iron Crotch" name!!
Iron Crotch Killen
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:14 am
exact33 wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
007 wrote:
I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.
If I ever form a band, I am hereby officially claiming the "Iron Crotch" name!!
Iron Crotch Killen
That's it. Right there. BEST. BAND NAME. EVER.
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:16 am
Sadly, it's a skill that will only be learned by the current generation, as their will be no descendants generated from their mashed loins to pass this onto.
Is there a practical use for this that a standard cup can't provide? Perhaps just not get slammed in the apple sack?
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:20 am
MetalGuy71 wrote:
Is there a practical use for this that a standard cup can't provide? Perhaps just not get slammed in the apple sack?
I dunno, but imagine if you got into a fight with one of these iron-balls practitioners in a bar, you give him a shot to the stones, and the guy doesn't even flinch. You'd be like "I am in BIG trouble."
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:59 pm
MetalGuy71 wrote:
Sadly, it's a skill that will only be learned by the current generation, as their will be no descendants generated from their mashed loins to pass this onto.
Is there a practical use for this that a standard cup can't provide? Perhaps just not get slammed in the apple sack?
either that or these folks sperm are really really really resilient!
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Subject: Re: Iron Crotch Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:08 pm
I would imagine that their voices must be very high & squeaky too...
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