Fake Metalheads.

So here is a funny story, I was in this metal group on Facebook, and this female wanted to ask questions for some sort of college project, or whatever, and it had to be metal questions. So I asked her, who's a better vocalist David Wayne or Mike Howe?

This was the response I received. "Hmmm I can't even decide. They are both awesome guitarist."

I am pretty sure she had no clue who Metal Church is, but why even fake it? Guitarist? LOL. This could be for either male or female. Is it just me, and maybe it's the way of the internet but it seems fake metalheads are all over the place. It's quite ridiculous. Any of you run into this?

David Wayne was definitely the better guitarist.

Boris2008 wrote:

David Wayne was definitely the better guitarist.

So I got a reply after I said "I didn't know they were guitarists..."

She says "It's cool, you didn't know."

SERIOUSLY??!!

So I guess one of the members were in The Eagles lol.

"Well I did know one of them was in The Eagles and the other was in Metal Church"

Cool story, bro.

I think all metalheads are fake.

Lari wrote:

Cool story, bro.

Thanks, probably one of the best posts at this place in a long time

mc666 wrote:

I think all metalheads are fake.

The best post in this place in forever!

Boris2008 wrote:

mc666 wrote:

I think all metalheads are fake.

The best post in this place in forever!

Are you the special snowflake of this forum?

666_Evil_666 wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

mc666 wrote:

I think all metalheads are fake.

The best post in this place in forever!

Are you the special snowflake of this forum?

"We're all Joe the plumber!"

chewie wrote:

666_Evil_666 wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

mc666 wrote:

I think all metalheads are fake.

The best post in this place in forever!

Are you the special snowflake of this forum?

"We're all Joe the plumber!"

Joe the plumper? Does he F*ck fat chicks?

I was listening to Phil Collins this past week. I really like bands like Genesis, Yes, and Nektar. I also like some old CCM such as Phil Keaggy and Keith Green. Does that make me a fake metalhead?

ultmetal wrote:

I was listening to Phil Collins this past week. I really like bands like Genesis, Yes, and Nektar. I also like some old CCM such as Phil Keaggy and Keith Green. Does that make me a fake metalhead?

Has nothing to do with what you listen to. But if you want to consider yourself a fake, then be my guest.

Yeah the fake metalheads I hate are the little twats that think they know it all. Or the ones that are total clueless hipster punks that do nothing but talk shit about hipsters, not knowing that they themselves are exactly what they are bitching about. Those dipshits need to be eradicated from the internet.

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Yeah the fake metalheads I hate are the little twats that think they know it all. Or the ones that are total clueless hipster punks that do nothing but talk shit about hipsters, not knowing that they themselves are exactly what they are bitching about. Those dipshits need to be eradicated from the internet.

We need to get a swear box in here!

Boris2008 wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Yeah the fake metalheads I hate are the little twats that think they know it all. Or the ones that are total clueless hipster punks that do nothing but talk shit about hipsters, not knowing that they themselves are exactly what they are bitching about. Those dipshits need to be eradicated from the internet.

We need to get a swear box in here!

LOL Sorry, maybe we need a paypal link, and every time someone swears they have to donate a quarter to the link.

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Yeah the fake metalheads I hate are the little twats that think they know it all. Or the ones that are total clueless hipster punks that do nothing but talk shit about hipsters, not knowing that they themselves are exactly what they are bitching about. Those dipshits need to be eradicated from the internet.

We need to get a swear box in here!

LOL Sorry, maybe we need a paypal link, and every time someone swears they have to donate a quarter to the link.

Don't think Painkiller gets enough pocket money for that!

Boris2008 wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Yeah the fake metalheads I hate are the little twats that think they know it all. Or the ones that are total clueless hipster punks that do nothing but talk shit about hipsters, not knowing that they themselves are exactly what they are bitching about. Those dipshits need to be eradicated from the internet.

We need to get a swear box in here!

LOL Sorry, maybe we need a paypal link, and every time someone swears they have to donate a quarter to the link.

Don't think Painkiller gets enough pocket money for that!

LMFAO!!!! Good point.

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

666_Evil_666 wrote:

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

I do listen to pop music, I listen to all kinds of music. I'm not as obsessed by balls as you.

Boris2008 wrote:

666_Evil_666 wrote:

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

I do listen to pop music, I listen to all kinds of music. I'm not as obsessed by balls as you.

I am sorry you listen to pop, the most cookie cutter dog shit "music" there is. Also obsessed by balls? What does THAT have to do with anything I said?

666_Evil_666 wrote:

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

What does pop music and crying over a cuss word have to do with one another? And who is crying? He made a joke about my language, if anyone is crying around here, it's you.

Wrecked Neck wrote:

666_Evil_666 wrote:

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

What does pop music and crying over a cuss word have to do with one another? And who is crying? He made a joke about my language, if anyone is crying around here, it's you.

I was just saying, if a swear jar or some stupid shit came in here, it would be f*cking retarded. Wasn't crying lol.

I was also just saying, if a cuss word offends someone, go listen to pop music. Always looking for a fight huh?

666_Evil_666 wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

666_Evil_666 wrote:

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

What does pop music and crying over a cuss word have to do with one another? And who is crying? He made a joke about my language, if anyone is crying around here, it's you.

I was just saying, if a swear jar or some stupid shit came in here, it would be f*cking retarded. Wasn't crying lol.

I was also just saying, if a cuss word offends someone, go listen to pop music. Always looking for a fight huh?

I'm lookin for a fight? I'm not the one throwing lnsults left and right around here acting like a punk.

Wrecked Neck wrote:

666_Evil_666 wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

666_Evil_666 wrote:

F*ck a swear jar. If you wanna cry over a cuss word. Go listen to pop music.

What does pop music and crying over a cuss word have to do with one another? And who is crying? He made a joke about my language, if anyone is crying around here, it's you.

I was just saying, if a swear jar or some stupid shit came in here, it would be f*cking retarded. Wasn't crying lol.

I was also just saying, if a cuss word offends someone, go listen to pop music. Always looking for a fight huh?

I'm lookin for a fight? I'm not the one throwing lnsults left and right around here acting like a punk.

Who is throwing insults? Are you insulted by what I said? Is anyone else insulted even those it wasn't directed at them? Did I call them f*cking retards? Nope, don't think I did...so yes, it looks like you are looking for a fight