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Sorry, I have to share another one:



"Say, you know how when you were in school and you liked a girl you'd make fun of her, or pull their pigtail, or take a dump in her bag, or pinch her her arm, or... wait... what?"



Also when he called The Miz a smug sea otter.

also

Got another one:



The one where he has to wrestle an alligator and it turns out to be a baby alligator is hilariously stupid. But the crowning match was the #2 One:

The No Rope Electrified Barbed Wire Swimming Pool Dynamite Double Hell Deathmatch

Try saying that three times fast .

We're only 5 minutes into RAW and I already love this promo by Rollins.

tohostudios wrote:

We're only 5 minutes into RAW and I already love this promo by Rollins.

Too bad it was intended to get Reigns over as a babyface when he returns from suspension. Obviously, that's going to be a total failure. They seem dead set on pushing him no matter how much the crowd hates him. Idiots.

tohostudios wrote:

We're only 5 minutes into RAW and I already love this promo by Rollins.

I twas a great promo and I am so sick of Cena not losing clean. WWE was so much better when he was gone.

Is Xavier Woods gonna turn on The New Day?

akeldama wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

We're only 5 minutes into RAW and I already love this promo by Rollins.

I twas a great promo and I am so sick of Cena not losing clean. WWE was so much better when he was gone.

Is Xavier Woods gonna turn on The New Day?

Either that, or Xavier is lulling the Wyatts into thinking it's working. I remember someone mentioning that they would not risk turning a key member of one of the most over teams selling the most merchandise (pretty much why Cena has remained a face).

Good point, DB.

Anyone remember the old McMahon storyline where he had an illegitimate son and it turned out to be Hornswaggle? I just watched another video and found out why that didn't make any sense. Mr. Kennedy was supposed to be Vince's son and turn into a major push for him. However, when Kennedy popped positive for steroids, they had to change it at the last minute. Still doesn't excuse such a convoluted storyline, but it does explain it.

I remember that and it sucked that Orton got Kennedy fired.

Orton/Lesnar at Summer Slam???

akeldama wrote:

Orton/Lesnar at Summer Slam???

I just read that.  Z-z-z-z-z-z...

But then again, pretty much anyone against Lesnar is going to be Z-z-z-z-z-z...

Unless Creative can come up with a believable storyline where some guy seems to have a chance of beating Lesnar. Like maybe a stip where Lesnar can't use the F5.  Or maybe something totally out of leftfield where Heyman turns on Lesnar and causes him to lose or something.  Other than that we all know pretty much anyone they trot out there is going to lose to Lesnar.

Blast from the past, quite funny from the AWA.

You need to see the one where Jim Cornette critiques it as he is watching.

tohostudios wrote:

akeldama wrote:

Orton/Lesnar at Summer Slam???

I just read that.  Z-z-z-z-z-z...

But then again, pretty much anyone against Lesnar is going to be Z-z-z-z-z-z...

Unless Creative can come up with a believable storyline where some guy seems to have a chance of beating Lesnar. Like maybe a stip where Lesnar can't use the F5.  Or maybe something totally out of leftfield where Heyman turns on Lesnar and causes him to lose or something.  Other than that we all know pretty much anyone they trot out there is going to lose to Lesnar.

That's not the biggest problem with this match-up. The biggest problem is you are putting a guy (Orton) with neck and shoulder issues in to a match with a guy (Lesnar) that suplexes people 15 times during a match. So that's a good recipe for disaster.

Of course Orton is totally boring, but that booking is beyond stupid.

Goldberg vs Lesnar lol

Looks like maybe Zack Ryder is getting some momentum finally?

Good points toho and Witchfinder and I noticed it seems maybe Zack is gaining momentum too, let's see what he does with it if true. I still can't believe he beat Sheamus.

that and his win on monday too... which is why i am wondering if they are going to finally give him a push, especially since he has a title match on monday I think.....

I dont think there is anyone on the roster that would be good booking against Lesnar. Even if Goldberg were back in the WWE I dont think it would be a great match.

Addy wrote:

I dont think there is anyone on the roster that would be good booking against Lesnar. Even if Goldberg were back in the WWE I dont think it would be a great match.

Kevin Owens, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe and Nakamura would all be great.

Samo Joe and Lesnar would be an amazing mean guy match. KO is great in anything. AJ Styles makes everyone look like a million bucks and would be great in a face role against Brock. Nakamura has an MMA background and is the King of Strong Style and has more charisma then the entire roster put together times 10. He and Brock could definitely go toe to toe.

So there are options, but they probably won't pursue any of them.

I like the Samoa Joe idea.  That's is one tough SOB.

So it's officially Randy Orton vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.

I wonder if they're going to determine how that match goes based on Lesnar's UFC fight this weekend.  I mean, if Lesnar totally dominates Hunt at UFC, how could he lose to Orton?  Conversely, if Lesnar gets knocked out or worse yet submits to Hunt, then I see how Creative could write up an Orton victory.

tohostudios wrote:

So it's officially Randy Orton vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.

I wonder if they're going to determine how that match goes based on Lesnar's UFC fight this weekend.  I mean, if Lesnar totally dominates Hunt at UFC, how could he lose to Orton?  Conversely, if Lesnar gets knocked out or worse yet submits to Hunt, then I see how Creative could write up an Orton victory.

Also losing to Brock does nothing to hurt Orton (character wise). Most others have plenty to lose in that situation. A lot of people want to see Owens against Brock but that would kill any momentum he has going on right now. Another idea was Bray Wyatt (who was scheduled to fight Lesnar before his injury) and even though most of his momentum has been halted anyways, that would just be another nail in that coffin.

As usual Kevin Owens is hilarious on commentary.

During the Zayn/Jericho match, Jericho hit the "Lionsault" on Zayn and KO said "Yeah, I taught him how to do that."  Nevermind that Jericho has been doing that move for about 15 years. 

I always look forward to hearing KO on commentary. I first heard him on one of this year's PPV. I think Vince keeps putting him on since he is so good at heel commentary.

Witchfinder wrote:

Addy wrote:

I dont think there is anyone on the roster that would be good booking against Lesnar. Even if Goldberg were back in the WWE I dont think it would be a great match.

Kevin Owens, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe and Nakamura would all be great.

Samo Joe and Lesnar would be an amazing mean guy match. KO is great in anything.  AJ Styles makes everyone look like a million bucks and would be great in a face role against Brock.  Nakamura has an MMA background and is the King of Strong Style and has more charisma then the entire roster put together times 10.  He and Brock could definitely go toe to toe.

So there are options, but they probably won't pursue any of them.

Samoa Joe would be good i didnt think of that one. I dont think Owens and AJ Styles are even in the same league as Lesnar. If they didnt make Big Show so dopey a Big Show vs Lesnar would be good too, afterall he's beaten Lesnar before