The most retarded thing I've heard all day

Metal student Number of posts : 229 Age : 32

So here I am on YouTube, looking through my subscriptions for newly uploaded videos. I find some interesting videos uploaded from labels I've subscribed to like Relapse, Metal Blade, Nuclear Blast and so on. I was considering clicking on the Septicflesh link about their new stream for another track from their upcoming release Titan, but I was retarded enough to click on this video below. What I saw nearly made me cry.

Metal master Number of posts : 992 Age : 45

Thats a parody right? RIGHT?

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 40989 Age : 56

The most retarded thing I've heard all day 561797

The Hell? They must wear those bandanas so nobody can recognize them.

Metal student Number of posts : 229 Age : 32

I had to double/triple/quadruple/quintuple-check to make sure this wasn't a joke or some parody of a second-rate hardcore/nu-metal hybrid band. No, this is a REAL band signed to Prosthetic Records.

http://prostheticrecords.com/?p=6877

And this is the same label that has one of my favorite bands ever, Skeletonwitch. God, why?

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Yeah, that's pretty bad. Woof.

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49

These guys will be listening to Enya in ten years.

Metal student Number of posts : 229 Age : 32

I'd love to post more of the band's information and the album artwork(I swear, they have a website and a place to pre-order their debut), but I refuse to for fear of further sanity corruption, so I'll just leave you with a picture of a kitten resting on a ball of yarn:

The most retarded thing I've heard all day Kitten-thread-yarn

The most retarded thing I've heard all day Kitten-thread-yarn

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49

Eh. Musically it's not bad. I really dig that groove. But the insipid lyrics get old immediately. Change the lyrics to something more meaningful and you've got yourself a decent hardcore/screamo jam.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

My first impression of this is that these are some suburban kids who are trying way too hard to "write the angriest of all time" stuff. And are all rockin bandanas cause you know that makes you "real" and all. I'll admit at fourteen I probably would've thought it was great and rocked the bandana that way too.

Administrator Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57

Haha! That was funny. Laughing very hard

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

jstate wrote:: My first impression of this is that these are some suburban kids who are trying way too hard to "write the angriest of all time" stuff. And are all rockin bandanas cause you know that makes you "real" and all. I'll admit at fourteen I probably would've thought it was great and rocked the bandana that way too.

Yea, I could see that. They're a little face-paint and a liter of Faygo away from Juggalo mentality.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2348 Age : 46

They're just philosophizing. Aggressively.

I like that the dude has a British accent. Ha, I kind of hope that part if fake. It would make it even funnier. Fake accents. I wish I had heard this before I went to Starbucks on my lunch break though. I would've considered a bit more introspectively.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28670 Age : 39

That was really awful.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3004 Age : 55

At least they ain't lying.

Metal master Number of posts : 896 Age : 50

They have a point. Laughing

They remind me of early Beastie Boys when they were hardcore.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7059 Age : 44

Eyesore wrote:: Eh. Musically it's not bad. I really dig that groove. But the insipid lyrics get old immediately. Change the lyrics to something more meaningful and you've got yourself a decent hardcore/screamo jam.

ultmetal wrote:: Haha! That was funny.

80s Metal Lady wrote:: They have a point.

They remind me of early Beastie Boys when they were hardcore.

Echoing all three of you.

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

I like it. Cursing never bothered me.

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49

corplhicks wrote:

Eyesore wrote:: Eh. Musically it's not bad. I really dig that groove. But the insipid lyrics get old immediately. Change the lyrics to something more meaningful and you've got yourself a decent hardcore/screamo jam.

ultmetal wrote:: Haha! That was funny.

80s Metal Lady wrote:: They have a point.

They remind me of early Beastie Boys when they were hardcore.

Echoing all three of you.

Early Beastie Boys was punk rock, nothing like this. At all.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7059 Age : 44

Eyesore wrote:

corplhicks wrote:

Eyesore wrote:: Eh. Musically it's not bad. I really dig that groove. But the insipid lyrics get old immediately. Change the lyrics to something more meaningful and you've got yourself a decent hardcore/screamo jam.

ultmetal wrote:: Haha! That was funny.

80s Metal Lady wrote:: They have a point.

They remind me of early Beastie Boys when they were hardcore.

Echoing all three of you.

Early Beastie Boys was punk rock, nothing like this. At all.

Er, Beastie Boys were primarily hip hop intermittently fused with punk and rock.

But to elaborate, I'm reminded of the general attitude and vocal trade off. Just a loose connection, nothing more.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49

corplhicks wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

corplhicks wrote:

Eyesore wrote:: Eh. Musically it's not bad. I really dig that groove. But the insipid lyrics get old immediately. Change the lyrics to something more meaningful and you've got yourself a decent hardcore/screamo jam.

ultmetal wrote:: Haha! That was funny.

80s Metal Lady wrote:: They have a point.

They remind me of early Beastie Boys when they were hardcore.

Echoing all three of you.

Early Beastie Boys was punk rock, nothing like this. At all.

Er, Beastie Boys were primarily hip hop intermittently fused with punk and rock.

But to elaborate, I'm reminded of the general attitude and vocal trade off. Just a loose connection, nothing more.

They were hip hop. On their debut they were hardcore/punk (and again later on the one-off Aglio e Olio EP).

Either way, nothing like the video above. Ever.

Metal master Number of posts : 924 Age : 56

If the song was 10 seconds long it could have been an MOD cut...

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2348 Age : 46

corplhicks wrote:: Er, Beastie Boys were primarily hip hop intermittently fused with punk and rock.

Whoa. Early Beastie Boys is more along the lines of, you know, Bad Brains and other good punk rock bands. Nothing like the band this thread is about.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7059 Age : 44

Then I've been completely unaware there was an album before License to Ill. It's even showing up as their debut on rovi. I learn something new every day on this board.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2348 Age : 46

corplhicks wrote:: Then I've been completely unaware there was an album before License to Ill. It's even showing up as their debut on rovi. I learn something new every day on this board.

Well, Licensed is their debut LP. The two releases that precede it were the 1982 MCA-less 80-song punk rock EP "Polly Wog Stew" and then the 1983 single where the first incorporate some hip stuff, called "Cooky Puss".

Metal master Number of posts : 896 Age : 50

corplhicks wrote:: Er, Beastie Boys were primarily hip hop intermittently fused with punk and rock.

But to elaborate, I'm reminded of the general attitude and vocal trade off. Just a loose connection, nothing more.

Yes. Vocal trade-offs and even their voices sound like them. One sounds like the late Adam "MCA" Yauch the other sounds like one of the other Beastie Boys. That's the first thing I thought of when listening to them. Yeah, it's metal and not punk, but they are both aggressive styles of music. No one else hears the resemblance?

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