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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:42 am
Quote :
I don't usually say things like this to girls your age But when I saw you coming out of the school that day That day I knew, I knew, I've got to have you, I've got to have you
Oh, I'm sorry, you said "funny". Not skin-crawling creepy. My bad.
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:03 am
First one that popped into my head is from the new Riverside album:
"No, I don't have a stomach ache, that's just my face."
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:19 am
Every time this subject comes up, I gotta go with my old standby from "Believe" by Barren Cross:
"Better than pot, JEEEESUS ROOOOOOOOOCKS!"
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MetallicSeminarian Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:06 pm
It's funny even in context, but:
"Write a letter, you'll feel better!"
MetallicSeminarian Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:27 pm
Also from Accept (one of my favorite bands, to be honest):
"London leatherboys, nightmare's pleasure."
corplhicks Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:11 pm
I made a post when I first signed up here about Accept's lyrics with UDO. Most unintentionally absurd lyrics I've heard yet.
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:59 pm
Speaking of Accept, let's not forget "Spurting in the dark, head over heels..."
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Boris2008 Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:33 pm
As ever, Lulu takes some beating!
jstate Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:21 pm
The original version of Whitesnake's Here I Go Again I've always found awkward and funny. With the line "like a Hobo I was born to walk alone". And of course the way it's sung makes it sound quite a bit like he's saying something else entirely.
corplhicks Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:53 pm
jstate wrote:
The original version of Whitesnake's Here I Go Again I've always found awkward and funny. With the line "like a Hobo I was born to walk alone". And of course the way it's sung makes it sound quite a bit like he's saying something else entirely.
This. Great example.
metalheaded Metal graduate
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Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:16 am
More of a "misheard lyric" type of thing, but:
Screaming, screaming for vengeance! The world is a nautical plaaaaaaace! Screaming (AAAAAAA!!), screaming for vengeance! The world is a naughty old place!
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