TGIF

PUN ANYONE????



Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

I hate you.

Is a pigpen something swine write letters with ?

Scientists made a hormone, they didn't pay her !

She can't wrestle, but ya gotta see her box !

Archeologists found a full set of teeth in West Virginia. In an entire apartment complex combined.

If your last words on earth are "look what can I do", you might be a redneck.