and now for something completly different:
Once upon a time, there was a man. A genie appeared to the man, and offered him one wish.
"Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to go to Fiji, but plane tickets are so expensive, and boats are so slow. Can you build a bridge from Los Angeles to Fiji?"
"I'm sorry, man," the genie said. "You're pretty much asking for the impossible. That's six thousand miles of bridge. Plus, you'll need fuel stations and motels on the way. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to ask for something else."
"Oh," said the disappointed man. "Well, can you grant me the ability to understand women?"
The genie cleared his throat. "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
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Subject: TGIF! 
Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:30 pm
