Worst films of all time

Interesting list

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/25819/vampires-bats-cats-top-worst-film-poll

A few weeks ago RiffTrax got its users to vote for the Worst Movie of All Time, a vote that was helped along by some major portal sites giving it a promo push.

The vote ultimately involved over 500,000 people taking part, a sizeable sample by anyone's count. Now, the results are in and here are the unfortunate winners:

The Twilight Saga (35,593 votes)
Batman and Robin (27,929 votes)
Catwoman (22,544 votes)
Spider-Man 3 (19,152 votes)
The Last Airbender (18,086 votes)
Super Mario Bros (17,755 votes)
Battlefield Earth (16,138 votes)
Jack and Jill (15,720 votes)
Son of the Mask (14,680 votes)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (13,792 votes)
High School Musical (12,878 votes)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (11,076 votes)
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (10,795 votes)
Troll 2 (10,384 votes)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (10,353 votes)
X-Men: The Last Stand (10,341 votes)
The Room (8,918 votes)
The Happening (8,286 votes)
Eragon (8,272 votes)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (8,269 votes)
For the full list, click here.

http://www.rifftrax.com/worst-movies-of-all-time

Twilight is by no means the worst. I see no Glitter on that list. that proves it's full of smurf poo.

Cool, the only ones I've seen on the full list are Manos, Hands Of Fate and Plan 9 From Outer Space and both of those were on MST3K so that doesn't really count.

Then again, how are Evil Bong or Gingerdead Man not on the list???

I've seen WAAAAAY worse movies than the ones in this list and I bet FF has seen even more turds than I have.

if it really was the worst films of all-time then the Hulk movies and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace would be on it.

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I've seen WAAAAAY worse movies than the ones in this list and I bet FF has seen even more turds than I have.

Fo'shizzle. Though I gotta agree with Super Mario Bros.' inclusion on this list. It may not have been the worst movie I've ever seen but it was definitely the biggest poop sandwich I ingested this year.

I get the feeling that most of the hate for Indy 4 is due to shia lebouf. Im sure if it was a completely different actor or even an unknown, it would be much less hated, as i thought it was a fun, enjoyable film.

Hadley wrote:

I get the feeling that most of the hate for Indy 4 is due to shia lebouf. Im sure if it was a completely different actor or even an unknown, it would be much less hated, as i thought it was a fun, enjoyable film.

There is no fourth Indy film. It was never made.

chewie wrote:

Hadley wrote:

I get the feeling that most of the hate for Indy 4 is due to shia lebouf. Im sure if it was a completely different actor or even an unknown, it would be much less hated, as i thought it was a fun, enjoyable film.

There is no fourth Indy film. It was never made.

indeed

Most of the films at the top of this list are very recent (demonstrating the age demographic of the people who replied) so it's only representative of the past decade or so...and even then it shows very little imagination.

No Howard The Duck, Ishtar, or Speed Racer.

James B. wrote:

No Howard The Duck, Ishtar, or Speed Racer.

Awww c'mon, Howard the Duck is a GREAT movie. It's a textbook example of everything that was wrong with the '80s all rolled up in one film!!

Anyone who sez it's the "worst movie ever" has not seen nearly enough bad movies. Take it from one who knows...there is MUCH MUCH worse out there.

Besides, the "bedroom" scene in "Howard" holds a special place in my heart because it ignited a teenage crush on Lea Thompson that still lingers to this very day.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Awww c'mon, Howard the Duck is a GREAT movie. It's a textbook example of everything that was wrong with the '80s all rolled up in one film!!

Anyone who sez it's the "worst movie ever" has not seen nearly enough bad movies. Take it from one who knows...there is MUCH MUCH worse out there.

I was kind of busy in the 80's doing other stuff far far away from movie theaters and VHS tapes.

Troll 2 got more votes than The Room? While Troll 2 may be this generations answer to Plan 9, The Room is its own special type of bad movie. Now lets all put on tuxedos and go outside and throw around a football.

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Besides, the "bedroom" scene in "Howard" holds a special place in my heart because it ignited a teenage crush on Lea Thompson that still lingers to this very day.

Crazy thing is according to her she shot a topless scene for the movie "The Wild Life" that the producers cut out. Why would you do that!?! In 1984!?! Lea Thompson!?! That's a no-brainer to me.

Some on that list I find entertaining. I've always loved Plan 9. It's bad in a fun "we're trying" kind of way. When I saw Troll 2 on Comedy Central many years back I always assumed it was a parody movie. The unforgivable ones to me are the Batman & Robins where you have a big budget, talent, experience and that is what you came up with? I never understood how that movie could be that unentertaining. I was on a date when I saw it and it was so bad the thing completely c*ck-blocked me because of it's atrociousness. And I could totally understand. The movie that'll have you home by yourself at ten PM.

I despise X-Men 3 and Spiderman 3 in the context of their respective series's (especially X-Men since the first two are among my favorite movies), but "worst movies of all time" really seems a stretch.

S.D. wrote:

Most of the films at the top of this list are very recent (demonstrating the age demographic of the people who replied) so it's only representative of the past decade or so...and even then it shows very little imagination.

Well put.


It could be said that anything with Kate Hudson or Reese Witherspoon should be on this list as well.

Stepbrothers and Rock of Ages deserve to be at the top of this and all worst films list."

James B. wrote:

No Howard The Duck, Ishtar, or Speed Racer.

Oh yeah............. Ishtar was bad!!!! Really bad!!!

thejokeriv wrote:

Spider-Man 3 (19,152 votes)
The Last Airbender (18,086 votes)
Jack and Jill (15,720 votes)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (13,792 votes)
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (10,795 votes)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (10,353 votes)
X-Men: The Last Stand (10,341 votes)
Eragon (8,272 votes)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (8,269 votes)

I'd put Blair Witch Project, Inspector Gadget, and Epic Movie (which was horrible even by spoof standards) WAY before any of those. I actually found enjoyment of those above which can't be said for the three major crapfests I mentioned.

Those "Most worst" things are usually crap, because they tend to focus on mainstream stuff and even though a lot of mainstream movies are bad, they don't come close to the amateur filth below.

The worst movie i ever saw was"Attack of the Killer Hog" from Argentina it tried to desperate to be a B-Movie/So bad it's good movie but in the end it was painfull to watch and i regreted to spend 10 buck on it
Another example is Turks in Space, the 2006 sequel to "Turkish Star Wars" (one of the most smurfing awesome "so bad it destroys your brain" movies) it was just sad, they tried so desperate, with a big budget to recreate a movie that was done on no budget with pirated star wars scenes and hollywood scores (everything from indiana jones to flash gordon)...it failed

There are really bad movies and they aren't Twilight, Spider-Man or Star Wars Episode 1, those movies are mediocre or bad but enough to feed a crowd of dumb sheeple and it's usually only centered around Hollywood. Why? Other countries make movies, some even make great movies. If i think about Germany i think of all the masterpieces of the 1920s and 1930s like Nosferatur, Metropolis, M, Dr. Caligari and even in later times movies like "Welt am Draht" (Matrix copied it, though Welt am Draht was made in 1974 long before the Internet and Home Computers were common) or Das Boot of course, still there are tons of crappy german movies (Uwe Boll...that's all i gotta say) and those are worse than Twilight or Transformers. Same goes for Italy, you have Sergio Leone and his Dollar movies or Once upon a Time in the West and those are awesome or Dario Argento and Suspiria or Profondo Rosso, at the same time you have Joe D'Amato and Porno Holocaust and the worst Emanuelle movies.

I've seen the Emanuelle movies. Joe D'Amato will go to any end to try to "shock" his audience; totally forgetting about actually making a decent (or at least "coherent") movie.

I saw this little turd last week and must say it is a contender for the worst of the worst...

tohostudios wrote:

I've seen the Emanuelle movies. Joe D'Amato will go to any end to try to "shock" his audience; totally forgetting about actually making a decent (or at least "coherent") movie.

I've seen some of those movies too (late night on Cinemax/Skinemax in the 90s) but that's because I was a teenager and wasn't old enough to buy porn . I don't think they were supposed to be blockbuster hits.

Actually, the worst movie I saw was a Zombie flick where a martial arts guy was jump kicking the zombies in the head... two inches away from them.

As most of you know, I enjoy most bad movies. So for me to say something is the worst EVER, must really take some doin'. However....

I am hereby nominating "Carnage" (1983), a haunted-house epic directed by notorious no-budget grindhouse auteur Andy Milligan, as the worst film of all time.

Kmorg's seen it (cuz I pawned my DVD off on him a couple of years ago... nyuk nyuk), and I bet he'll agree with me.

When this flick was released on VHS in the early 90s the video company must've realized that they had a poop sandwich on their hands, so some of the trailers tried to make it out to be a horror comedy ("You'll scream... with laughter!") but trust me, the only comedy in this sh*t pile was unintentional.



I got this movie from the dollar store and if Andy Milligan were not already dead I swear I would hunt him down and demand my dollar back.

Comic Book Guy voice: "WORST. MOVIE. EVER."

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Deadly Prey